I'd Be Lost Without My Blogger (Johnlock AU)

THE PERSONAL BLOG OF JOHN H. WATSON

Hi! My name is John and I live the life of a fangirl except I'm not a girl. I have a flat-chest and I am fangirl with a penis. And I am living proof of about 90% of 221B's fandom. I spent 8 hours a day, blogging and scrolling through Tumblr and Twitter for my favorite band in the world's latest pictures. My other musical influence is T-Hiddy (Tom Sex-God Hiddleston) . He's a rap-god himself and I practically fell in love with him when he and Sherlock did a collaboration. I suggest listen to 'No Apologies (ft. Shezza), Lokimotion and U Been Loki'd. I would scream and most probably faint if I ever meet Sherlock Holmes even though the chances are very slim since he doesn't even notice me on Twitter. Greg Lestrade follows me and I'm grateful for that but I just want Sherlock to notice me so I'm one step closer to my wedding with the love of my life. Well, Myke (Mycroft) is okay too, he's totally rocking out the drums and Molly is very good with the keys, then we have Greg who's totally slaying everyone with his bass guitar. But nothing really compares to Sherlock Holmes when he sang and strummed his guitar which made him looks like he was making love to it.

Anyways, if you ever have a question, let me know. I'm most likely to answer them within three minutes unless I'm at work, sleeping or drooling over my laptop or phone due to Sherlock Holmes' sexyness.

A/N: OKAY PEOPLE I REALLY DID GO INSANE THIS IS WHAT HIATUS DO TO ME. MY IMAGINATION WENT WILD AND I AM GOING TO HELL NOW. OH, GUYS I'LL BE POSTING MORE OF THIS SOON BECAUSE I JUST LOVE WRITING IT. OH AND BTW, JUST LIKE WHAT I PROMISED A JOHNLOCK FANFIC. AND IT'S TEENLOCK ANYWAY. PLEASE SUPPORT THIS BECAUSE HELL IS CALLING ME NOW. HAHAHAHA :D I'M BRINGING OUT THE GAYNESS IN WATSON IN AN AU. AND THIS IS A COVER STORY OF THE FANFIC 'FANBOY NARRY' BY thewayyoulooktonight BUT ISN'T IN WATTPAD ANYMORE. ALL CREDIT GOES TO HER.