FACEBOOK. [ dh + pl ] COMPLETED

chapter one ;; ever after by marianas trench

GTFO JULI
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dan howell
september 25th at 04:58
i cant sleep :// is anyone on?

phil lester
september 25th at 05:04
talk to me fellow night owls!!

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phil lester: hey! i saw your status, aha, guess we both cant sleep...

dan howell: yea, i guess not.

phil lester: so how are you dan howell?

dan howell: hoW THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW MY NAME

phil lester: this is facebook...not omegle

dan howell: my lack of sleep is fucking up my brain

phil lester: dont swear

dan howell: you called me a little SHIT yesterday wyd

phil lester: my lack of sleep was ducking up my brain

dan howell: ducking

phil lester: you didnt answer my question

dan howell: what question?

phil lester: smh

phil lester: how are you dan howell?

dan howell: crying atm

phil lester: why?

dan howell: bc josh ramsays fucking me uP

phil lester: are you texting me while having sex with someone???

dan howell: nO

dan howell: i wish josh ramsay would fuck me

dan howell: he actually looks a lot like you

phil lester: are you proposing something to me?

dan howell: well ure hot

phil lester: sorry dan but i will not bang you

dan howell: the only thing stopping us is the fact that we havent met yet

phil lester: slow down cowboy

dan howell: i breathe disaster

dan howell: ever afTER

dan howell: DONT PULL AWAY FROM ME NOWW

phil lester: i cant pull away from something im not latching on to

phil lester: i tried to hard on that soz

dan howell: :,(

phil lester: anyways anyways

phil lester: tell me about yourself

dan howell: why should i type a paragraph about myself if u can just stalk my profile

phil lester: tru

phil lester: brb

dan howell: dont jerk off to my pics

phil lester: i was just about to tell you that

dan howell: no promises bb

phil lester: stop

dan howell: are you a bottom or a top?

phil lester: ???

dan howell: do u like to b penetrated or...?

phil lester: uhm

dan howell: its a simple question

phil lester: i dont like either

dan howell: so you like flying solo?

phil lester: im trying to stalk ur profile stop spamming

dan howell: its not spamming u spork

phil lester: I LIKE MUSE TOO!!!!!

dan howell: i love you

phil lester: woAh its a too soon for that

dan howell: shut up, not in that way

phil lester: hm, no homo?

dan howell: no homo.

dan howell: maybe no homo will b our always

phil lester: leave

A/N:

i hope you enjoyed the first official chapter bC i lowkey sort of did ok.

i knOW DAN & PHIL PROBABLY DONT LISTEN TO MARIANAS TRENCH BUT THEYRE SO UNDERRATED SO I SORT OF HAD TO GIVE MY HUBBY A SMOL SHOUTOUT.

rlly

did i just

ok anyways, im thinking about up loading twice a week, once during the weekend & once on wednesday or thursday but barely anyones reading this so like

buT THANK YOU SO MUCH IF YOU ARE LIKE IM HONESTLY SO HAPPY EVERY TIME I SEE A NOTIFICATION ABOUT THIS STORY SO THANK YOU SO MUcH.

add, vote & comment so i feel specIAL

peace out girl scouts

& boy scouts

if thats what theyre called

idk

anyways,

BYEEEEEEEEE

- xx natalie