aries: I sWEAR TO GOD I WILL FUCKING KILL ALL OF YOU
taurus: honesty fuck off
gemini: the hell's the matter with you?!?
cancer: i hate everyone why does everyone hate me though
leo: r u fucking kidding me...
virgo: *resting bitchface eyeroll*
libra: the fuck? dont u know a lady's on her period? treat me well.
scorpio: im gonna cry im not gonna cry I cried I hate myself
sagittarius: *keeps feelings in and isolates self*
capricorn: headaches. yOu gIVe mE HEADACHES.
aquarius: im the happiest person alive rn *sarcasm*
pisces: lol wanna fuck actually no nvm GO AWAY
