author being author

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Solar and starlight comes in a white room and starts recording(yes, this is a recorded chapter, no the other chapters arent recorded like this)

Starlight:"Hi! I need to tell you about the author.."

Starlight says as she takes out a piece of paper showing author using her phone(no pic cuz yeah)

Solar:"as we can see here, author here is using her phone.. but if you look at the phone screen"

Screen zooms in to show its yt shorts

Starlight:"author ISNT focusing on making chapters but watching youtube!"

Starlight exclaimed, as her attitude went from happy and innocent to a annoyed mad person

Solar:"actually, im going to call author right now! AUTHOR!"

solar said, shouting for the author and author did appear, sleepy and black bags under her face(cuz she used to stah up late like around 11 pm)

Whaatt???

Author asked, sleepily as she JUST took a nap

Starlight:"why did you watch youtube rather than focusing on wattpad huh? There are people waiting for you to make new chapters for them!"

Starlight shouted, mad at her own IRL self

Huh? Nothings wrong with it

Author said, confused on why starlight and solar seemed so mad

Solar:" huh? 'Nothing wrong'? Nothing wrong!? People are waiting for you! They want new chapters! New stories! And yet here you are doing none of that!"

Solar exclaimed, mad at author

Oh my-

Author said, dissapointed of solars and Starlights thought process

Im still human you know? You cant expect me to make chapters every single second of my whole life! I can enjoy stuff too! My whole life doesnt even revolve around wattpad, oh my-

Author said, facepalming herself on how idiotic solar and starlight are acting

Starlight:"but they are waiting!'

But I still have a whole life!

Solar:".. fair point"

Finally someone with common sense!

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Date finished/4/24
Date published:5/4/24

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