Hello author here so i am planning on telling my age but i am not to sure about it ye-
Before author could finish a random dog with a long nose says
Long nose dog:"let me do it for you"
Wait NO-
Before i could finish the dog pressed a button which opens a door and the elemens come in
Guys.. no please i dont want any drama, pls dont tell my age...
Solar laughed at authors words
Solar:"yeah? And i dont care, you literally made an angst all about ori forgetting me!"
L-look i-i ca-can fi-x i-it i can de-delete i-it
Solar:"and i know you wont, GO TTM!"
solar said before ttm(trio trouble makers) go inside and go to author
GUYS WAIT-
before author could finish cyclone made a tornado and blowed author into it
AAAAHHHHHHHHH
Thorn:"heehee, GEMPA TELL AUTHORS AGE!!!"
thorn shouted
Gempa:"AUTHORS AGE IS-"
before gempa could finish author started shouting
DONT TELL DONT TELL YOU LITTLE ELEMENTS I HAVE THE POWER TO MAKE A BOOK ALL ABOUT WHERE YOUR PRECIOUS ORI D!3S AND YOU GUYS ARE THE CAUSE!!!
Elements:"..."
YEAH FEAR ME!!!
Before author could finish the dog went back
Long nose dog:"LET ME HELP YOU FOR IT!!"
tbe dog said before clicking a button which apeared to be a garbage disposal
Elements:"oooo a garbage disposal ey?'
The elements said looking at author
No guys please, what i said before was just a joke! Dont take any of those seriously PLEASE!
Halilinator:"do it"
Cyclone:"with pleasure"
NOO PLEASEE
before autgor could say more cyclone put author in a garbage disposal
AAAAHHHH
gempa:"FINALLY I CAN EXPOSE AUTHORS AGE!!!"
elements not including gempa:'YAYAYYYYYY
gempa:"authors age is....."
Before gempa could finish author ran back
STOPPP!!
Author shouted, stopping them from exposing author, even though author was covered in trash
Blaze:"HHAHAHAHAA AUTHOR IS COVERED IN TRASH!!!"
thorn and cyclone:"AHAHHAHAHAHAh"
Shut *huff* up *huff* you little gremlins *huff* i will make a *huff* book about your *huff* precious ori dying and you guys going back to *huff* rettak'ka you *huff* gremlins
Author said, shocking the elements
???:"oh i dont think so"
Author turned around to see.. star
Star? What are you doing? Your on my side right..?
Star:"in your dreams"
Star said chuckling
YOU TRAITOR!
star:"sorry not sorry"
Star said, before running and practically throwing author in the trash disposal
STAR I WILL END YOUUUUUU
Was all they heard when auther fell
Star:"close the door, QUICKLY!"
star said
Long nose dog:"let me do it for you"
The dog said before closing the door
Star:"EXPOSE AUTHOR!! QUICKLYYY"
Gempa:"oh yeah! Thanks authors age is..."
Gempa was about to finish but got interrupted by author
NOT SO FAST GEMPA!
author shouted, as author fell down the vent
I WONT LET ANY OF YOU GUYS EXPOSE ME!
Author shouted, before star pushed author in the trash disposal
Star:"can someone like you know, block the vents?"
Long nose dog:"let me do it for you"
The dog said before pressing another button which closed all the vents and walls
Gempa:"authors age is..."
Which is interrupted by author again
YOU MAY HAVE DONE THAT! BUT IM THE AUTHOR I HAVE CONTROL OF EVERYTHING, I CAN CLIMB ANYTHING I AM THE MOST POWERFUL BEING IN MY BOOKS! I CONTROL EVERY SINGLE THING THAT HAPPENS
author said, holding her phone and typing
Star:"oh no..."
MY AUTHOR POWERS ARE GOING TO BEAT ALL OF YOU GUYS UP!
Star:"RUN!"
oh no you dont!
Author said, before using author powers to get up clean and uses author powers again to make everyone umable to use their legs
Star:"oh no..."
OH YESSS
Star:"we are doomed..."
Yes you are
Star:"wait a minute..."
Hm?
Star:"author is the irl version of me, meaning i ALSO HAVE AUTHOR POWERS!"
Star said, before taking her phone out and using it to take away my phone and thus taking away my author powers
STARRR
star:"heehe"
Star uses author powers to teleport author into a white room
Gempa:"authors age is 11 FINALLY I GOT TO SAY IT!!"
star:"the same numbers as authors followers currently too!"
Star makes author go back without phone
You guys exposed my age, didnt you?
Gempa:"yup 11 year old!"
Star:"heehee"
I hate you guys for eternity, and i am making the elements angst
Elements:"pls nooo"
Fine, if my comment gets more likes than this chapter i am making the angst, and if this chapter gets more votes, well i am not making it, also, if its a tie then I'll just use a wheel, this ends when april is done!
Elements:"PLS READERS DONT LIKE THE AUTHORS COMMENT!!"
PLEASE DO!
Elements:"NO PLEASE"
END OF CHAPTER SUCKERSS(Talking to the elementz)
Elements:"NOOOOO"
date finished:3/30/24
Date published:3/31/24
edit: hello, author here, so basically, i JUST found out i got 3 more followers last friday!!! OMG THIS IS SHOCKING!!!! and also if you are wondering why i didnt notice before that is because i was visiting a friend in the mountains for 3 days! i am back home now!! and also there was peso wifi(peso wifi is basically paying like 5 pesos for some wifi, and peso is the philippino currency) but i didnt get any bc i have alot of offline games so i had no need for wifi, and yeah, you cant check wattpad notifications offline lol
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boboiboy oneshot book!
RandomHello, this book is mostly going to be boboiboy but I might also but random stuff in here!
