Hey Manes I'm back :D here is a short incorrect quote oneshot, but evade BC I keep focusing on doors :D hope U enjoy, bai~!!!
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An average day in Evade be like:
Bobo: he's cute
Trooper: no my boyfriend is cuter
Bobo: NO MY BOYFRIEND IS THE HOTTEST
Trooper: NAH MY BOYFRIEND CAN MELT THE WHOLE UNIVERSE BC HE'S SO PRECIOUS-
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Jard: fight me in Ps5, wait you don't have a Ps5!
Trooper: fight me irl, oh wait you don't have a real life!
Jard: At least I have a dad!
Trooper: At least I don't search roasts in Pinterest!
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If Evade played doors:
Jard: rage quits every second because he keeps dying from every entity that exists
Bobo: Tries to help everyone in door 50 but ends up losing in the heart minigame
Rebel: Laughs at everyone who died
Defect: Crucifies Screech
Trooper: Searching in every drawer
Galf: Keeps pressing revive and ends up wasting all his robux
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Rebel: I'm not drunk
Defect: Yes you are
Rebel: Then how am I still acting normal?
Defect: Then why are you vomiting if you're normal?
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How Jard confessed to Bobo:
Jard: I will ask you to be my boyfriend later
Bobo: WHATR-
Jard: Meet me after school
Bobo: *nods*
Jard: Wait why are you red
Bobo: You said that you will confess to me 💀
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Trooper: *carrying Galf bridal style*
Rebel: why are you carrying him his legs were working yesterday
Trooper: His legs are sore
Rebel: Okay
Rebel: *thinks cutely and turns around* HOLD UP-
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Bobo: if I was at ATLA then I would be a waterbender
Jard: I would be a firebender
Rebel: I would be an earthbender
Galf: I would be an airbender
Defect: Then I would be a backbender
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Defect: what body part can be 10 times bigger the size
Trooper: AYO DON'T TEACH THAT TO YOUR KID
Effect (Rebel and defect's adopted child): the pupil
Defect: Good job! *Looks at Trooper* go back to grade 5.
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Jard: *adopts Timo and goes home to show every1* hey gays-
Bobo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- 😭😭😭
Rebel: nah 💀-
Trooper: bro shut it I'm playing Uno with Figayr
Galf: *looks up* whatever *continues playing Fortnite with eyes and screech*
Defect: *appears* HOLA, SOY DORA >:D))
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Sorry guys I have like no motivation 💀 bai~!!!
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