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which happens to be silly incorrect quotes featuring everyone's lovable alchemist and this fic because I just came home at 8 in the night <3
also beware of spoilers
and offensive humor and language
and it's a day late, sorry.
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Cassandra: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.
Eugene: And?
Cassandra: And you are....
[Mother's Name]: [Name], get that hideous thing out of the room, would you? accusing fingers at Ruddiger
[Name]: Mom, Varian wants you to get out of his house....
[Name] and Varian in future chapters: Quitting! It's like trying, but easier.
...
[Name]: I love murder mysteries!
Varian, trying to impress them: I've been a suspect in four murder cases....
Varian: You love me, right?
[Name]: Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like....
after the unfortunate events of queen for a day
The fandom: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!
Varian: I'll hate myself in the morning regardless....
any crazy accidents that occured
Quirin: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here?!
Everyone: It's kind of complicated, but Varian-
Quirin: Got it. Forget I asked....
Eugene: it's illegal to look better than me.
Cassandra: I guess we're all going to jail then....
Varian: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact.
Rapunzel: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first....
spoilers
[Name]: Hey.
Varian: pissed off You... complete ...ASS! You show up here after WEEKS, and you say "hey"?!...
Cassandra: What's this?
Rapunzel, hugging Cassandra: Affection!
Cassandra: Disgusting.
Cassandra: ...Do it again....
Varian: Firstly, how dare you use mathematics to make me look stupid!
Varian: I'm actually very good at mathematics.
Varian: Thirdly, I think you might be right.
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𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐘𝐓𝐇𝐈𝐍𝐆 ; varian
FanfictionIt was always just [Name] and Varian against the world. Best friends until the end of the lines. Despite the many disasters that come through their way, these two seemed to always stick together. Even at their highest. Even at their lowest. Nothing...