The states!

ALABAMA SMELLS LIKE DOGSHIT AND ALASKA'S DAD -Mississippi

GUESS WHO'S BACK!
(BACK AGAIN)
it's the name list before each part ofc
I would never give her up, the next part is going to look like like this to so don't worry

Alabama, California, New York, Massachusetts, Florida, Ohio, Washington, Alaska, Michigan, Mississippi, Montana, Kentucky, Texas, Tennessee, West Virginia, Maine, Hawaii, and Illinois.

Japan, America, Canada, and Louisville.

Alabama: My mom had an addiction to sniffing gasoline

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California: Rose's are red, Violets are blue-
New York: if you don't shut up, I'm gonna punch you.
California: I'm going to finish my rhyme-
New York: Rose's are red, your eye is blue, because you didn't shut up when I told you to

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Japan: I respect all people whether you're trans, straight, gay, bisexual-
Japan: but if you are a FISH I will show no respect
Japan: no mercy
Japan: and no remorse
Japan: I will pluck you from your homes and use your flesh to feed my family

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Canada: why are you sweating?
America: I wasn't planning on going for a run today but then those cops came out of nowhere!

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New York: wow this is the longest I've slept in a while! I'm so refreshed! I can feel myself getting healthier already!
Massachusetts: how long did you sleep?
New York: a full nine minutes! :D

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Florida: Ohio, I'd like give you some advice
Ohio: alright
Florida: if you see a door that says pull, push, it is not directions, it's a challenge

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Washington:
Alaska: would you like a neck massage?
Washington: no
Alaska: *starts strangling him*
Alaska: My neck massages are so good people stop breathing!

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Michigan: *is just a frozen ice cube*
Massachusetts: do you think I can crush him up and use him to make my tea cold?
Mississippi: No?
Montana: Do it! Do it! Do it!

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Louisville: tell me a bedtime story!
Kentucky: Once upon a time, *cough cough* 3 years ago, it was too cold outside for Texans to handle, the government told them not to go outside. They didn't. They just went to the garage and took out the grill n' then people started dying like wildlife. The end
Louisville: yayy!
Texas: hey!
Texas: it was too cold to do it outside!

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Tennessee: someone play robot rock and give me Knoxville, I need to mourn Maine's sainity

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West Virginia: yes, officer, I did see the "speet limit" sign.
West Virginia: I just didn't see you

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Maine: Me? Normal? How dare you insult me that way!

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Montana: my cooking is fabulous.
Montana: Even the smoke alarm is cheering me on.

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Washington: *insult*
Hawaii: insult me all you wish
Hawaii: my brain is too smooth. The smoothest there is. Your words simply slide right off.

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Washington: stop sending in the clowns
Washington: we have more than enough.

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Alaska: so *people* said my previous definition of sarcasm was 'offensive'?
Hawaii: *coughs at Kentucky and Washington*
Alaska: so I have a new one
Alaska: Sarcasm, because beating the crap outta people is illegal

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Alabama: You say I'm crazy but 9 out of 10 voices in my head say otherwise.
Alabama: Majority rules.

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New York: *tries to go to sleep*
New York: *physically incapable of sleeping*
New York: oh would you look at that.
New York: Insomnia is calling

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Alabama: My sister just got pregnant! Ima be a dad!
Tennessee: I'm so pro-
Tennessee: wait what

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Illinois: Doing strange thins in the name of ✨art✨

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Florida: I've got a perfect body,
Florida: but it's in my trunk and starting to stink.

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Florida: I didn't commit arson today!
America: *gives him a gold star*
Ohio: I didn't bite anyone today!
America: *also gives him a gold star*

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Alabama: Hey there demons
Alabama: It's me
Alabama: ya boy!

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Alaska: the worst thing about censorship is [⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛]

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Maine: Of course I'm out of my mind.
Maine: It's dark and scary in there.

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Tennessee: Sometimes I question my sainity
Tennessee: occasionally it replies

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TECHNICALLY, from when Florida said I'm not like other girls, I'm not even a girl and then switched genders, they're still a man.

HE'S MAN FLORIDA.

3/14/24

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Also yeah I did just go against my own words and publish this.