The states!

Get. Out. -Colorado

Kenny

Funfact of the why: there's a Tornado going on rn.

Georgia: Your goofy ass better be ready for this
Alabama: My g-
Georgia: *slaps him into next Tuesday*

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Minnesota: oh my God look at that face!
Alaska: if you're feeling suicidal you've come to the right place

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Russia: 6 reasons why I hate all of you, number one, you're American. Number t-
Minnesota: so you hate dad? Your boyfriend?

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Mississippi, arguing with Missouri: why are you so dumb?!
Missouri: I'm not dumb!
Utah: I love drinking water through my nose
Massachusetts: huh?

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Alaska: why are you guys hating on peru?
Nevada: bro's flag looks like a reverse hotdog
California: and the name-
New Mexico: like, if you're going to choose a name, at least choose something good!
Alaska, trying to figure out how stupid they are with his brain exploding in the process: Did you start this?
Montana: y- no!

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Texas: so, hey there, cube-*aggressive car noises* seen Chile today?
Cuba:
Cuba: tf did you just call me

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Chile: I like how nothing noticeable happened in the last month tha-
Mexico: what is he saying?
Argentina: I DON'T SPEAK TWEET TWEET!

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Tennessee: Ya'll know how people call Texas TX for short?
Tennessee: like, his name is already short, why need to make it shorter?
Tennessee: and then there's the next thing, they'll either say T.X, or TX, which is exactly why whenever I call him that, I say Tix, to not get confused with the other name for him: Tax-us/Tax
Kentucky: I literally just asked if you wanted pancakes!
Kentucky: Pancakes!

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California, unenthusiastically: California girls we're unforgettable
Virginia: Daisy dukes bikinis on top!
South Dakota, annyoed because it's 3am: SHUT THE HELL UP!

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Russia: and you all are sure Alaska should be in charge?
Texas: you stupid?
Georgia: after Delaware destroyed the microwave, toilet, stairs, and flooded the house with the help of Florida, oh, we also don't know where Connecticut went, so yeah, Alaska is in charge.
Russia:

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Arizona: I like to think that my siblings are sane, and that none of them belong in jail.

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California: I've gone t-
Florida: and I've been more then you
Virginia:
Virginia: he didn't even finish

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West Virginia: no homo. We're fresh out. We should get a new shipment on Monday.
Alabama: can you check the back?
West Virginia: there might be some in the closet

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Florida: head, shoulders, Bees, and toes
Georgia: BEES?
Louisiana: and toes
Hawaii: (Bees and toes)