Cauz we love 'em-
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Opposite: *fake enthusiasm* Let's play: We tell each other a secret!
Opposite: I'll start! *turns to OG* I. Hate you-
OG: :O *sad*
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Actor: You know what your life is? A joke!
You: That's not true, jokes have meaning...
Actor: Neighbor, NO-
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Frank and Neighbor see Priest! Home in the church! In all his six-armed glory-
Frank: *freaks out* Ahh! What's that?!
You: Caterpillar-
Frank: *still freaking out, not listening to you* Oh my god-!
You: Centipider-
Frank: Someone, help us!
You: Centipede-
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You: *singing to the tune of 'Cheerleader'* Oh, I found myself a unicorn~!
You: *points at what's clearly a dude wearing a unicorn onesie*
Butcher: *is the dude in the unicorn onesie, turns around and hisses*
You: *still singing* How did you get into my house-
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*You and Jazzercise! Wally (Jazzy) have been through an awkward situation, in which he accidentally revealed an embarrassing secret about himself. But you were chill about it*
Jazzy: *relieved* You have no idea how relieved I am that you're not judging me-
You: Don't worry, Jazzy! I'm not a judgemental bitch!
You: I'm just a bitch-
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You: *approaching RF like a gremlin* Sir! Sir, can I ask you a question??
RF: .... *quietly confused*
You: *dramatically points at his shoes, screams* What are thoooooose?!
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RF: *banging two pans together* I DIDN'T GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF YA'LL! YA'LL NEVER GET NO SLEEP CAUSE OF ME-
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*You, Gray and Original watch a group of deer through the window*
Watcher: *sneezes, causing the deer to run away*
You: Nice Watcher...
Watcher: What? I sneezed! Am I not allowed to sneeze?
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You: Do you ever wonder why you're still single?
Actor: *eating mayonnaise straight out of the jar with a spoon* Yeah... I mean, I'm perfect! Who wouldn't want to date me?
You: *sighing* I can name a few people...
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Mob: My bad, It’s a knee jerk response.
Royal: *holding Opposite's unconscious body* WHOSE KNEE JERK RESPONSE IS TO START THROWING BRICKS AT SOMEONE???
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Wally AU Oneshots And Other Stuff
FanfictionI want to join the party- Will (probably) include: - Oneshots (duh) - AUs I come up with - Headcanons go brrrrrr - Incorrect Quotes, lol - Art! ^^ - Fluff - Platonic stuff - Angst/Horror/Gore Will not include: - Smut (The worst you'll find here is...
