You: Hey, Opposite. How do you like your coffee?
Opposite: As dark and bitter as my soul-
You: *smirking* A glass of milk it is then~
Opposite: *fighting the urge to cry* Yes please...!
:｡･:*:･ﾟ’★,｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆
Actor: *snapping his fingers* Assistant!! I want a sandwich! But cut it in a special way!
You: So... No triangles?
Actor: No! They're boring!
You: *smirks* Okay! *proceeds to cut the sandwich into Tetris blocks*
Actor: *stares in disbelief*
*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊＊*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*
Opposite: Valentine’s day is just a consumerist holiday that holds no real value other than drive people insane buying heart shaped chocolates for their significant others and pos-
You: I wrote you a poem.
Opposite: *already crying* You did?
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You: *holding in your laughter* Hey, how do you ask a glass of water what it’s doing?
RF: A glass of water is an inanimate object. Therefore, it's incapable of having a thought process or understanding basic human language.
You:
You: Water you doing?
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OG: *enters his own password* I'm in.
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Mob: I will send my army to attack!
Mob: *releases a dumpster of raccoons*
:｡･:*:･ﾟ’★,｡･:*:･ﾟ’☆
Mob: Hunter, I want Mafia gone ASAP!
Hunter: If you say so… wait, shouldn’t we get someone to help us?
Mob: The only person that could help us is Killer and I don’t really trust him… *Looks over to Killer*
Killer: If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap* If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap*
(,(,(,(,(,(,(,(, ")
Actor: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
You: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
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You: I can do anything I put my mind to. I once figured out RF's phone number just by choosing random numbers.
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You: Help! I’m drowning!
RF: Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water!
You: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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Royal: Why is Lovesick crying on the floor?
Priest: He's drunk.
Royal: And?
Priest: He saw a picture of Neighbor's self-proclaimed spouse.
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Wally AU Oneshots And Other Stuff
FanfictionI want to join the party- Will (probably) include: - Oneshots (duh) - AUs I come up with - Headcanons go brrrrrr - Incorrect Quotes, lol - Art! ^^ - Fluff - Platonic stuff - Angst/Horror/Gore Will not include: - Smut (The worst you'll find here is...
