Neymar: I am back :)
Elena: Nobody cares...
Neymar: That hurts
Elena: Don't you get the hint?
Neymar: You know Elena I just want to chat with you
Elena: Without knowing who the person is behind the phone
Neymar: Do you have instagram?
Elena: Yes, why?
Neymar: Let me follow you so you can see who I am
Elena: And then what?
Neymar: So you see who I am
Elena: Let me guess, a account full with picture of Neymar jr?
Neymar: I am Neymar jr
Elena: I mean, like the football player
Neymar: I am
Elena: And I am Selena Gomez
Neymar: You're prettier than her
Elena: HA yeah right
Neymar: I am serious
Elena: Ok, what do you want loverboy?
Neymar: Pizza please
Elena: Do I look as a pizza tent to you?
Neymar: Or restaurant its possible
Elena: Srsly
Neymar: Give me your insta
Elena: 10 euro
Neymar: Give me your banknumber then
Elena: Ha, funny
Neymar: I am
Elena: My insta is private so fine. It's ElenaCas
Neymar: Why cas?
Elena: Why so many questions
Neymarjr wants to follow you.
Neymar: Elena?
Neymar: Hellooooo
Neymar: U alive?
Neymar: Who kidnapped you?
Elena: Is this some kind off joke?
Neymar: What joke?
Elena: This is real
Neymar: I am real yeah
Elena: Wtf
Elena: So the guys in the group chat are some off the barca squad?
Neymar: Yes, do you want to join the group?
Elena: No?
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I know i know, i want to punch her to :')
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