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Neymar: I am back :)

Elena: Nobody cares...

Neymar: That hurts

Elena: Don't you get the hint?

Neymar: You know Elena I just want to chat with you

Elena: Without knowing who the person is behind the phone

Neymar: Do you have instagram?

Elena: Yes, why?

Neymar: Let me follow you so you can see who I am

Elena: And then what?

Neymar: So you see who I am

Elena: Let me guess, a account full with picture of Neymar jr?

Neymar: I am Neymar jr

Elena: I mean, like the football player

Neymar: I am

Elena: And I am Selena Gomez

Neymar: You're prettier than her

Elena: HA yeah right

Neymar: I am serious

Elena: Ok, what do you want loverboy?

Neymar: Pizza please

Elena: Do I look as a pizza tent to you?

Neymar: Or restaurant its possible

Elena: Srsly

Neymar: Give me your insta

Elena: 10 euro

Neymar: Give me your banknumber then

Elena: Ha, funny

Neymar: I am

Elena: My insta is private so fine. It's ElenaCas

Neymar: Why cas?

Elena: Why so many questions

Neymarjr wants to follow you.

Neymar: Elena?

Neymar: Hellooooo

Neymar: U alive?

Neymar: Who kidnapped you?

Elena: Is this some kind off joke?

Neymar: What joke?

Elena: This is real

Neymar: I am real yeah

Elena: Wtf

Elena: So the guys in the group chat are some off the barca squad?

Neymar: Yes, do you want to join the group?

Elena: No?

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I know i know, i want to punch her to :')

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