Cruel Intentions • Henry Hart

Either have to kill you, erase your brain, or give you the job.

3rd person pov

"Kid Danger, how were you able to locate and finally apprehend the Phone Shark?"

"Well, id love to take all the credit, but it was really my boss, Captain Man, who made it all happen" Henry spoke into the mic

"Interesting. Can you tell us more?" she asked as Henry looked at her, "No" he said as Captain Man paused the tv

"You gave me all the credit" he said looking at Henry, "Well, everyone's been giving you a hard time about not catching the Phone Shark. I figured id help you out"

"Uh, excuse me!" Charlotte spoke up from where her and Scarlett were sitting, " I'm the one who found the Phone Shark"

"Its true, she did" Henry nodded as Captain Man groaned, "Ugh! Charlotte, Scarlett, what am i gonna do with you two?"

"Um, i think its pretty obvious" Charlotte said getting up as Scarlett looked at her, "It is?"

"What's that?"

"Give us a job here" Charlotte smiled, "I have one here already. Well, up there"

"Shush, let me talk. You guys need us"

"First i want to know how you found the Phone Shark, secondly, what job?"

"With Mr. Gooch, we're besties" Scarlett smiled, "Well, i figured no guys with normal teeth can bite through a phone, right?"

"Right"

"So i started calling every dentist in Swellview until i found one who told me he had a patient who asked for a whole mouthful of titanium teeth" Charlotte explained further

"We should've called some dentist" Captain Man groaned, "Totally should've"

"Then i hacked into the computer files, Scarlett helped with that, got the guys name, and searched him online"

"Oh, he should've gone online!" Captain Man groaned once more, "What is wrong with us?"

"Oh, and his last update said, "Off to my brother wedding in Swellview Park. Hope they serve phones for dessert. LOL" Charlotte read off of her phone

"And then she called me"

"She's good"

"She is. She could really help us out around here" Henry nodded, "Lottie, too"

"Whom?" Scarlett asked raising her brow, "You. It's your new nickname" he smiled looking at the girl

"Ew"

"Us?" Captain Man asked going back to the original topic, "Oh, right. You fired me"

"Well, you broke the oath"

"And i caught the Phone Shark. Come on, Ray, hire me back" Henry sighed as Scarlett thought for a second

Her dads name was Ray, she couldn't find anything about him besides this being an address for him, and how many people named Ray live or work here.

But he cant be here dad, right? I mean, if he was he could of said something, right?

"All right, you're re-hired" he sighed, "Yes!" Henry smiled hugging Ray who also smiled

"Ahmen, cough, cough, cough!" Charlette fake coughed

"Oh, right. And what are you going to do about Scarlett and Charlotte?" Henry asked once more as Ray groaned

"Well, they know you're Kid Danger, they know who i am, and they know where the man cave is, because you brought them down here" he spoke walking around

"And that means?" Scarlett asked looking at him, "That we either have to kill you, erase your brain, or give you both a job"

"I vote job" Charlotte said rigth away, "We can erase their brain?"

"Henry!"

"All right, they can have a job here" he said as the three smiled, "If! They can pass the pickle test" he said as the three looked at one another

Ray has Bork screw two cars of pickle tightly shut, "Thanks, Bork. Now, grunt and exit" he said as Bork grunted, turned and left

"Charlotte, Scarlett, you must now prove you're clever enough to work for Captain Man" he said looking at the two

"Uh, i found the Phone Shark" Charlotte said looking at him, "And i looked good looking through the binoculars" Scarlett smiled

"Well, anyone could do that"

"Not you two"

"No you cant" two girls said at the same time

"Hey, you know what?"

"Okay, lets not go there"

"Now.. to prove your worthiness, you must get that pickle out of that jar that Bork just power-screwed shut" Ray said pushing the two in front of the pickles

"How much time does she have?" Henry asked as the two girls looked at each other and nodded, "Exactly five min-" but Ray was cut off as the two grabbed the glassed and slammed them on the table breaking the jar

"Okay, here's your pickles" Scarlett said handing one to Henry as Charlotte gave the other to Ray

"Those were Bork's favorite jars" Ray said sadly, "Wait, are they hired?"

"yeah, yeah, they're hired" Ray said looking at the pickle, Henry high-fived Charlotte before hugging Scarlett

"Wait, do you guys wanna see something cool?" Henry asked excitedly as the two nodded, "yeah"

"Duh" they said as they ran over to an area that had two red circles on the floor

"Hug me" he said looking at the two, "what?"

"Trust me" he sighed, "Are you sure we're all gonna fit?" Scarlett asked as he shrugged

"Only one way to find out" he said as the two hugged him, he pressed his belt as a tube came down over the three

"Woah!"

"Up the tube!" he yelled, the two girls screamed as they flew upwards in the tube