Large, hairy man breaks into your uncle's home and tell you you're a wizard.
Seems legit.
Some random strange lady tells you to run straight at a brick wall in order to catch a train on the other side.
Seems legit.
Well dressed blonde boy offers you his hand and asks you to be his friend.
Fuck off.
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All about Harry Potter
RandomThis book contains random stuff about Harry Potter. It has facts, jokes, quotes and much more. After reading this, please read "More About Harry Potter" It's just like this one. Please vote =) Disclaimer: I own nothing! Cover by: @MahamIkram
