"Mark!" Sean called out from the kitchen. Again, dressed in his flowery apron, gloves, and two hats, he was baking muffins this time. "Cen ye 'old da bebeh fer a whil'?"
Again, terrible accent, terrible writing, just go with it.
Mark came out of the studio, rubbing his eyes. "Give him here," he said, taking Sam Tim Bob Felix Ian Anthony Ken Nate Wade Tyler Jovenshire Lasercorn Mark Jack Sean Dean Kevin Kyle Keith Fischbach McLoughlin in his arms.
The following conversation is said where a tall American-Korean man with glasses is holding a small child and a shorter pale Irish guy in a pink apron, white gloves, a flat cap and a chef's hat it baking muffins. Here goes.
"Where's da fukkin shugar?"
"Don't swear in front of the baby."
"Wha's 'e gonna dew aboot et?"
"Just don't."
"Fein. Whare's da fluggin shugar?"
"Flugging isn't even a word!"
"Tharfere, it ain't a fluggin sweer werd, ain't et?"
"You're an idiot."
"'Ey, doon't ensult meh en froont of de bebeh. Now whare's da fluggin shugar?"
"Second shelf in the pantry. Where it always is."
"Thenk yew. Wes dat soo herd?"
"Sam Tim Bob Felix Ian Anthony Ken Nate Wade Tyler Jovenshire Lasercorn Mark Jack Sean Dean Kevin Kyle Keith Fischbach McLoughlin, your other daddy is a moron."
"'Ey, eye 'erd dat, yew esean prick!"
"Don't swear in front of the baby, Sean."
"Ill sweer ef eye want tew, yew called meh a fluggin moron, yew...dengbat." "...Dingbat? That's what you could think of?"
"Eye'd alreedy used preck. Wat wes I suppoosed tew seh?"
"Dingbat!"
Both Mark and Sean froze, eyes wide. Neither of them had said that last part and together they looked down at the small being nestled in Mark's arms.
"Dingbat!" Sam Tim Bob Felix Ian Anthony Ken Nate Wade Tyler Jovenshire Lasercorn Mark Jack Sean Dean Kevin Kyle Keith Fischbach McLoughlin repeated happily, staring up at his two fathers.
Mark looked up at his partner.
"You were right. We are so fucked as parents."
"Dern't sweer en froont of da bebeh."
"Dingbat!" The baby gurgled cutely.
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Crack || ONE-SHOTS Jacksepticeye x Markiplier.
FanfictionShort one-shots about the adorable youtubers Sean and Mark. Pure crack!fic and pretty hilarious to read out loud. Some are fluff or kissing one-shots.
