"Maek...hem...stahp..." Sean panted.
"Hoooowww?" Mark answered in a loud whisper, contorting his face It was 12:27 at night.
Their newly adopted child, Sam Tim Bob Felix Ian Anthony Ken Nate Wade Tyler Jovenshire Lasercorn Mark Jack Sean Dean Kevin Kyle Keith Fischbach McLoughlin, was screaming the scream of the undead in his crib.
He'd been there for five days, so the two new parents were not prepared for this situation.
"Ey doon't knew!" Sean hissed back at Mark. The two had been up for hours, playing games when the screaming started. This late, with so little sleep, had the boys wound tighter than a constipated ass. Yeah, that tight.
"What do you want from us?" Mark pleaded from the small human. The only response was more screaming.
"E'm aboot to stert scremin' meself," Sean said. His eyes were wide and he looked quite deranged.
"Calm down, Sean," Mark cautioned.
Sean started emitting a night pitched whining noise with his mouth shut.
"Oh, don't do it," Mark warned. Sean's mouth opened and the noise grew, matching Sam Tim Bob Felix Ian Anthony Ken Nate Tyler Jovenshire Lasercorn Mark Jack Sean Dean Kevin Kyle Keith Fischbach McLoughlin's volume.
"Oh my god," Mark muttered, wanting to scream himself. "That's it." "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Sean yelled Irishly. Yes, he screamed Irishly.
"aaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Mark responded, the sound getting the better of him. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEH!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!"
Wow, this is lazy writing.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH!" "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEOOUHHHHey, he's stopped," Mark answered.
"Wa...oh, 'e 'as," Sean anwered delightedly. (Delightedly? Oh, let's go have some tea and crumpets, Guv'ner.)
Sam Tim Bob Felix Ian Anthony Ken Nate Wade Tyler Jovenshire Lasercorn Mark Jack Sean Dean Kevin Kyle Keith Fischbach McLoughlin had fallen asleep sometime during their exchange of screams, his tiny chest rising and falling.
Sean nodded slowly. "Oh, we arr soo fuked es parents."
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Crack || ONE-SHOTS Jacksepticeye x Markiplier.
FanfictionShort one-shots about the adorable youtubers Sean and Mark. Pure crack!fic and pretty hilarious to read out loud. Some are fluff or kissing one-shots.
