my diary

certified diarrhea verification chapter (joke chapter)

i wanna call this book's community diarrhea (collective) im so sorry it just came up on my mind like right now HELP

ANYWAYS ALL THE REAL DIARRHEA SHOULD KNOW THESE. answer these questions if you're a real diarrhea😁❤️

IF YOU GUYS ANSWER THESE CORRECTLY i will give you the best rank in the entire world of wattpad. a verified diarrhea.

IDK MAN ITS LATE AND I SAID I WOULD SLEEP LIKE 2 CHAPTERS AGO BUT I CANT SLEEP💀(the filler chapter was published like 14 minutes ago idk why im suddenly getting the urge to write more chapters now especially after i said bs about motivation and lack of chapters there bro u guys shouldn't trust me at all LMFAO) im legit going crazy right now

after the answers to the questions released (next chapter) after that will be the chapter announcing the ones that got rewarded the verified diarrhea rank🥳 anyways congratulations in advance to the future verified diarrhea out there

im slowly writing longer chapters

HERE ARE THE QUESTIONS THAT WILL DECIDE IF YOU, READER, are a real diarrhea. (im going to sob istg why am i doing this to myself)

answer the questions by replying under it (a comment)

1. what is my favorite food? (THIS IS CAKEWALK BRO i don't trust you if you don't get this right😭)

2. who is my main comfort plushie and what is their name?
(now that i think of it i haven't actually said much about myself so yeah im going to post more about me in the future🫶)

3. what are my 2 favorite instant noodle brands? (this is from a recent chapter but you're not allowed to look, you should have payed attention🙏)

4. what are my 2 favorite instant noodle flavors?

5. what is my favorite fanfiction genre thing? (fluff, lemon, and others) i ranted about this a few times so im pretty sure this is easy

6. what is my main fandom? (it's not spyxfamily anymore dont look at my older chapters😭) i haven't talked about this yet but just take a tiny peek at my profile description, im basically just giving you the answer🎉

7. my comfort attire? (this is a little hard to find because i dont think anyone would have actually payed that much attention to this part of it's chapter but i guess its still easy since its out in the open)

8. a show that i rewatched recently? (this is kinda easy honestly)

9. from where did i buy my main comfort plushie from?

i would have added more questions if i actually wrote more about my interests and stuff so yeah that's definitely on my to-do list and goals for this book

i was originally supposed to do a really hard last question (where the question is from something i said in a chapter's crowded replies or comments) but i didn't find anything😭 im definitely making more content about my interests and things about me in the future

there isn't even a 10th question this is so lame💔 but its fine i just didn't share anything about me alot so there's not really any good questions in here

anyways thats it for this chapter, see you diarrhea mfs in the next chapter🍜

ok yeah i just said bye but what if the emoji that represents me was the noodles emoji oh my god that would make so much sense

THE NOODLES EMOJI SHOULD JUST BE MY SIGNATURE ENDLING LINE that would be so sick like what if its just

from, 🍜

HELL YEAH THATS HOW YOU MAKE AN END OF A CHAPTER HERE💯

sorry LOL that was stupid but yeah actually i would like if u guys give me ur thoughts on it because i actually like it and its basic enough (also. noodles.)

BYE take care of urself🫶 i love u my diarrhea readers

i forgot how to spell diarrhea for a second there

this actually turned out to be a really long chapter (80% of it was me talking shamelessly)

i have said bye like a hundred times now and this is actually going to be my real bye for this chapter

BYE🫂