Blackhill x reader oneshots

Bored at work gone wrong

Maria is currently working and my sister is on a mission with my brother figure. I take a slow walk to my wife of 6 years Maria Hill's office it's in a top secret location a bit like our relationship. I go to the entrance of her office and I can't get inside. Instead of making a scene as I know very well not to do that I walk to my adopted dad's office.

"Hey da-." I start to say but I cut myself of when I see he's in a meeting
"Hello Agent Romanova to what do I owe you the pleasure." Dad says
"I need to get into her office or go on a mission please." I say still interrupting the meeting
"Ok I'll see what I can do mission wise but her office? You should be able to get into it." He questions
"Nope I'm not able to get into it I tried the pin and it's not working and i know she hasn't changed it as you would know." I reply
"Ok I'll unlock it from here." He says
"Ok thanks Fury." I say and leave.

I go back to her office and this time I'm able to get into it. When I walk in I'm shocked to find her in there with a lower agent sitting on her grinding and making out with her. Maria looks scared. I know why she thinks it's her dad and she can only see him right now.

"Agent! Get off your superior. Right now! How did you find this office? Actually I don't care. You're coming with me." I yell at the agent and Maria flinches at this, "I'm sorry Mars it's just me I'm not yelling at you I'm going to go to Fury you are free to come if you like but I know it's probably not going to happen."

Maria decided to stay in her office and me and the agent went to dad's office. Thankfully he isn't in his meeting now so we won't be interrupting that again.

"Hello again Director Fury." I say
"Hello Romanova I haven't got a mission for you if that's what you're coming here to ask." He states and I sigh in defeat
"No it's not just that but Maria might need one. Anyway talking about Maria I have found this in her office. Agent do you want to tell Fury why you're here or do you want me to have to tell him?" I ask
"I'll tell him. It's because I was caught making out and grinding with my superior but it's because we're dating and I wanted to see her." He says and I just burst out laughing
"Why are you laughing Romanova It's true we're dating?" He says
"No you're not." Dad says he looks at me and I call her

(Y/n Maria)
Hey baby when are you coming back I want my wife right now.
Ok декта I'll be back down in 10 I just need to sort this out with Fury.
Ok I'll see you then can you make your famous macaroni cheese tonight please Romanoff and Barton come back in a few hours and Belova is coming up we can have a family reunion.
Ok we can do that if you want to. I love you принцесса.
I love you too.

"I told you she was your girlfriend." I say while the colour on his face drains.
"You're fired." Dad's says
"You can't do that there was a connection if you ask her she'll admit it." He says
"No she won't I haven't seen her like that since i was kidnapped again. There wasn't a connection just because she didn't tell you to stop she was scared and you did that you have all the reason to be fired. Now get out of my sight before I cut your balls off or better I kill you." I say and he runs
"Well done kid. I expect an invite for tonight." Dad says
"Don't worry dad your coming and we're going to be at the Barton's as Lila misses her three aunts and will kill me if she finds out her dad had some of my Mac and cheese without her." I say and he chuckled.

Safe to say no one bothered me or tried to get with Maria.

A/n:
It's been a while since I updated I just haven't had a good personal life and I've had really bad writers block. Anyway I hope you enjoyed this shit part and have a good rest of the day.

Translations:
Декта- baby
принцесса- princess