[The episode begins with a flashback, showing a giant stadium at the center of the Greed Ring where thousands of spectators are watching the stage at the front. Spotlights shine everywhere before green flames sprout at the stands.]
Announcer: (offscreen) Alright, folks! Give it up for the king of all things greeeen! Hell's number one clown! The money-maker himself!
[A giant sign pops up from the stands and makes a spinning slot motion like a slot machine before it stops to a jackpot, revealing the name of the sign: Mammon. The scene switches to the spectators all cheering on for the one demon to appear on stage. One of the spectators is the younger teenage Blitzo and Fizzarolli before the fire accident. The boys were all screaming and making applause for the most popular figure in Greed Ring.]
Announcer: (offscreen) The sin you all looove most - Mammon, King of Greeeed!
[In a rockstar entrance scene, Mammon slides on stage with a guitar pops up on stage with green fires and confetti bursting from behind him, wearing sunglasses.]
Mammon: Heya, implings! How're you little (honk) doing tonight? I hope you're ready for the best fucking show you will ever see in your...
[An explosion occurs on scene before his face gets a close-up.]
Mammon: ...shit lives!
[Like everyone else, Blitzo and Fizzarolli are having the time of their lives, screaming their lungs out.]
Crowd: Mammon, Mammon, Mammon!
Mammon: Right. I got tons of really fuckin' cool *spins his guitar* shit for you'ere tonight. But, first, how many of you worthless bitches wanna be big clowns like me someday?
[Although, Mammon could not hear Blitzo and Fizzarolli, they excitedly raise their hands up in hopes of getting picked by the King of Greed himself.]
Fizzarolli: I do, I do!
Blitzo: Me, me, me, me, me!
Mammon: Well, I'm happy to announce that I will be starting up a new, yearly clown pageant!
[Just as he was making the announcement, the camera scene pans out to reveal a giant sign behind Mammon that saids, "Mammon's Super Fucking Rad as Shit Clown Pageant" before more explosions bombed on stage with fireworks and confetti.]
Crowd: YEEEAAAHH!!
[The camera screenshot zooms in on Mammon up close.]
Mammon: You know- Like one 'a them fucked up beauty contests, but for clowns, so it's better!
[The camera pans out again with the sign that says: "It's Better" before arrows point at the sign. More fireworks and confetti exploded on the scene. The scene switched back to Mammon again.]
Mammon: Just for all you aspiring, clown kids out there!
[He picks up an imp child with glasses.]
Mammon: A new chance to work with me, Mammon!
[As he was explaining this, Blitzo finds it very uncomfortable just by thinking about it, making a look of uncertain disgust while Fizz was staring at Mammon with bright eyes of admiration.]
Mammon: And be the new face of my clown-ish brand!
[He pulls the imp kid back like a rubber band before throwing him off-stage.]
Mammon: I can't wait to see all the new talent I can exploi- *catches himself*- u-um, fuck. Wait, I mean enjoy *nervous laughter* uh, watching me grow my empire! Also, if you're a chick, maybe give up on your dreams now. Cause, I'm not gonna lie: women just ain't funny.
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Moxxie and Millie's daughter
FanfictionWarning this story contains everything helluva boss and hazbin hotel does and if you don't know then idk why you'd be here rn And ps. I might add one of my male oc's as a love interest but idk when
