It was just a normal day of blitz shooting tvs
Millie: Nice one, B!
Blitzo: Gimme another, Mox.
[Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old-fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzo pours gunpowder into his flintlock.]
Blitzo: Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!
[Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears Moxxie flinches in anticipation. Blitzo and Millie look bored.]
Blitzo: Uh-huh. Keep going, keep goin', keep goin'...
[Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.]
Wally Wackford: I say, I say, are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets?WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory,
[The Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea "Factory" ™ title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons.]
Wally: where you make the things and I make the money!
[Wally moves close to the screen with a pleading look.]
Wally: Please! I'm very desperate!
Blitzo: Bingo!
[Blitzo shoots and explodes the TV again, scattering debris.]
Millie: WOO! You're on a roll, sir!
[Loona sleeping in a chair. She has one foot up on the table that twitches in her sleep. A plastic cup with her name written on it and filled with water sits on the table next to her foot. She is awoken by a rumbling which also knocks her cup over, spilling its contents.]
Loona: Guys... do you feel that?
Blitzo: Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?
Moxxie: That's possible?
Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!
[Moxxie's tail stiffens from being startled by Millie's sudden outburst. She then grabs his arms in an attempt to "calm" him.]
Moxxie: I'm not *holds up finger quotes* "panicking," because hellquakes don't happen.
Y/n: it'll be ok dad
[Loona roughly grabs hold of Moxxie and shakes him.]
Loona: STOP GETTING HYSTERICAL, FATTY!
[Loona slaps Moxxie in the face, sending him flying against the wall and slightly dazing him. He is then knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes Part of the wall crumbles on top of Moxxie, crushing him. Loona growls while on all fours.]
Loopty Goopty: Do not be afraid!
Blitzo: Please tell me you got that insurance thing.
[Millie takes out her black axe.]
Millie: Who are you, and what do you want?!
Loopty: I am Loopty Goopty! Dastardly inventor of all things loopy and loopiiiiiish!
Y/n: like drugs?
Loona: Coulda just used the door, dude. Doesn't need to be this whole thing.
Loopty: I am eccentric and must therefore do eccentric SHIT!
Blitzo: Ugh! This old fuck reeks of the living world. Did you just die?
Loopty: YEEEEES! Moments ago, in fact! Which is what brought me HEEEERE!
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Moxxie and Millie's daughter
FanfictionWarning this story contains everything helluva boss and hazbin hotel does and if you don't know then idk why you'd be here rn And ps. I might add one of my male oc's as a love interest but idk when
