Short authors note: OK so my friends who have been reading this story, and keep saying the same thing of "adam deserves more screen time, just on his own" so I added it in just because I've noticed that I've been kind of slacking on it too.
[The episode begins with a wideshot of Asmodeus' palace, in which we then see his bedroom. Fizzarolli and Asmodeus are sleeping together in the same bed. An alarm clock shaped like a rooster with an erected penis goes off, to which Fizzarolli wakes up. He punches the clock and stretches his arms out to the kitchen, passing by a laundry woman wearing an apron and black panties and makes himself some coffee. But he burns himself so he takes the coffee back, passing the same laundry woman from before making her twirl in place, and sets it on a desk. he stretched out and grabs one of his hats, and stretches, Fizzarolli then grabs the coffee and drinks it, before throwing it away and stretching his limbs to above Asmodeus.]
Fizzarolli: Rise and shine, Ozzie!
[Fizzarolli shakes and airhorn and sets it off, startling Asmodeus, who lays back down.}
Fizzarolli: Huehahahahaha!
Asmodeus: Ugh, again with the horn?
[He turns in bed, covering his head with a pillow.]
Fizzarolli: Don't blame me, blame how fuckin' fun they are!
[He blows the horn again.]
Fizzarolli: Mmkay, so; Today you have a meeting with the distributor about the new shipment of vvvibrators, then you gotta host a safety meeting because of what happened with the old shipment of vvvvvvibrators~. And then you have a nooner with Prince Stolas.
[As he speaks, Asmodeus gets out of bed and puts on his robe]
Asmodeus: Ahh, you scheduled me during lunch?
Fizzarolli: Well, you're pretty good at squeezing things in.
[As he speaks he squeezes the robe in, eyeing Asmodeus' butt, before stretching onto his shoulder]
But I left time for a big ol' breakfast!
Asmodeus: Let me guess; I'm handling that too?
Fizzarolli: I mean... unless you want me to take a crack at cooking again.
Asmodeus: Hahahahahaha! No. Never again.
Fizzarolli: Whaaaat? Maybe I could burn the milk this time!
Asmodeus: Stooopp...!~
Fizzarolli: OH! You know what I'm craving? Burgers!
Asmodeus: No! It's too early for burgers, you maniac!
Fizzarolli: Burger time! Burger time! Burger time!!!
[The two laugh together.]
[In the kitchen, Fizzarolli opens up a newspaper. An article reads- "King of Ozz- a HYPOCRITE?!" Fizzarolli stuffs the paper into a trash can, then proceeds to throw the entire can out of a window while Asmodeus hums, making breakfast. Asmodeus opens the door to the refrigerator, which lacks milk.]
Fizzarolli: Yeah yeah, I know, I can pick up some more while I'm out today.
Asmodeus: About that. You're still going to that contest rehearsal... without me?
Fizzarolli: Welll... y- you have a packed day today.... and I know you aren't big on the whole Mammon thing, soo....
Asmodeus: It's the Greed ring. One of the cities is literally called Ransom.
Fizzarolli: Ah, you worry too much, You know I ain't afraid of ropes. 'Sides, I'm slippery~.
Asmodeus: I mean... only after I...
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Moxxie and Millie's daughter
FanfictionWarning this story contains everything helluva boss and hazbin hotel does and if you don't know then idk why you'd be here rn And ps. I might add one of my male oc's as a love interest but idk when
