Blitz was driving the company van to work with his crew inside listening to the radio
Blitz: I love this song!
Blitz tries to sing-along with the music but messes up the lyrics. He goes into the parking lot and goes to park in his space until a pink car swoops in and steals the spot
Blitz: Holy shit! Fuck!
Blitz slams on brakes stopping the van . He looks out on the car's license plate saying "suck 4 life"
Blitz: oh you suck for life do ya? *pulls out microphone* Listen up you unoriginal pink cum dump you have 3 goddam seconds to get your dick out of my parking spot.
The person gets out of the car revealing famous pop star verosika mayday
Blitz: oh shit. Verosika?
Verosika: Blitzo
Blitz:I should've known you'd be here I could smell fish for miles which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is *falls out of van* Three rings down!
Verosika:And I should've known you'd be here when I heard the amber alerts
Blitz:Oh yeah I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab I can see your still a drunken whore clutching on to that beezle juice bottle like it's the last cock in hell
Verosika:They let me out because I'm still famous. And rehab is for sad loser wash ups, so your sister says hi.
Blitz:Why are you parking here? This is the only parking spot my company has so take your tampon race car somewhere else!
Verosika: Actually prick it has my name on it
On the pavement it said I.M.P but it was spray painted over with verosika.
Verosika: I'm doing a bit of freelance for one of the more l infinitely more successful companies in the building
While she was talking loona and the turtles were surprised at seeing the pop star at work
Loona: No way
Mikey: Whoa guys can you believe that the verosika mayday is here?
Raph:I was really not expecting that
Donnie: So what do you think their talking about
Leo: Well maybe their just trying to come to a very civil agreement for the parking space
Raph: Leo do you know who our boss is?
Leo: Yeah hearing that out loud made me realize how dumb that was
Back outside with blitz and verosika
Verosika:-and they wanted me to come in this week to lead their team during spring break
Blitz: A week?! Nononono you are not parking here for a fucking week
Verosika: Aw you mad blitzo you gonna run off leaving someone else to pay for the hotel room steal their car and run three rings to wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons!
Blitz: run three rings to wrath and max my credit cards on shitty horse riding lessons. Goddammit whore you not let that go
Verosika: Choke on a sandpaper cock
Blitz: Hold on you better move that pussy wagon or I'm gonna-
Suddenly behind him a large and grey hellhound with a scar on his left eye is growling at him
Hound: You'll what?
Blitz: or I'll uh I'll call HR
They all share a brief laugh for a moment before cutting back to a serious conversation
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