Moxxie and Mille were going home after a date and on their way home they see 4 baby mutant turtles? They decided to take them as their own and teach them all they know. When their teens they join their family at work. But they also want to like norm...
In Hell it was busy cars were honking and we focus on building near a sign saying "welcome to imp city". Inside the building is a meeting going on and a demon in suit with large horns conducting it
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Blitz: Alright now I know business has been a bit slow lately yes. And it's no one's fault okay I'm not naming any names here *under his breath* moxxie
The demon moxxie gives him a wtf look
Blitz: now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get drumming up again
Mille: What about a car wash!
Blitz: This is hell Millie no one cares about cars being clean here okay. Oh what about a bill board!
Donnie sitting next to Millie speaks out against blitz's idea
Donnie: Um we can't afford a billboard blitz sir
Blitz rushes up to Donnie
Blitz: oh great Don really glad your in the room right now *pushes him* does any forget the service we provide!
He turns on a little tv showing him hitting someone with a hammer, Moxxie blowing someone's brains out, Lonna chewing up some Millie cutting another's head off, And Raph stabbing someone in the eyes. As they watch it blitz's hands out popcorn
Blitz: ahh those were the good times
Moxxie: I don't need any reminding sir considering you blew most of our salary on an obnoxious tv ad last week one that you'd additionally paid to run on a full three hours nobody watches
Leo who sat next to Donnie was pretty upset bout that
Leo: Hold on he did what!
Donnie: yep
Blitz:uh hey excuse me what's obnoxious about a super fun jingle alright it's a fun distraction when an advertisement spiting bullshit
Mikey: People do like musicals unc
Mikey had said sitting next to Lonna who was on her phone
Mikey: Right Loona *elbowing her*
Loona had completely ignored him
Blitz: Exactly Mikey and we're basically doing a musical *jazz hands* are you gonna crush my musical theater dreams like my dad did.
Moxxie: Sir
Blitz: cause right now all I see is my dad's asshole talking to me! Crushing my dreams of being who I really am inside.
Raph: Dude what are you talking about?
Raph states sitting next to Mikey
Mikey: Come on dad you can't someone's dream that's just not cool
