"Just write a book" they said. "It'll be easy," they said, "Everyone gets published these days." Yeah, well, it's a little harder when your editors are gods that will turn you into a gecko and use you as a ping pong ball if you don't write them exac...
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(The Lightening Thief)
The Chiron approved message of this chapter is to never wander blindly into strange buildings without double checking for monsters. What I got from this quest? Don't trust adults. Ever.
Four shall go west, and face the god that has turned,
You shall find what was stolen, and see it safely returned,
You shall be betrayed by one who has called you a friend,
And you shall fail to save what matters most in the end
Chapter List
I – I Nearly Get Killed on a Field Trip, Again
I Develop a Shared Delusion – II
III – Psyche, You're Not Crazy — It's So Much Worse!
My Brother Fights a Bull – IV
V – Welcome to Camp Half-Blonde — Sorry, Half-Blood
Dad Steals My Dinner – VI
VII – Behold! The Flag Guardian, Guardian of the Flag!
We Are Wrongly Accused – VIII
IX – Mrs. Dodds Brings Backup
Note to Self: Gnome Emporiums Don't Have Snack Bars – X
XI – Grover Reads Our Emotions (and Other Strange Events)
I'm Almost Disarmed – XII
XII – I Make My Television Debut (And Percy Almost Dies, but This isn't About Him)
Hotel Las Vegas – XIV
XV – Yet Another Store Tries to Kill Us
The Underworld is Guarded By a Very Good Boy – XVI
XVII – We Get Accused of Another Crime
We Two v. One a God – XVIII
XIX – Dad Finally Talks to Us
XX – Oh, Right. I Forgot About That Part of the Prophecy
