"Just write a book" they said. "It'll be easy," they said, "Everyone gets published these days." Yeah, well, it's a little harder when your editors are gods that will turn you into a gecko and use you as a ping pong ball if you don't write them exac...
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"Just write a book" they said. "It'll be easy," they said, "Everyone gets published these days." Yeah, well, it's a little harder when your editors are gods that will turn you into a gecko and use you as a ping pong ball if you don't write them exactly to their standards. Like, seriously! I don't think people care exactly what shirt you were wearing, Dad.
Said with love.
Oh, right. I should probably introduce myself. My names Atalanta Jackson. I've probably saved the world, like...twice. At least. Which is way more than you guys have, just saying, which I think makes me over qualified to write this book.
But I'm getting way ahead of myself. Let's start at the beginning.
Warning:
If you are Perseus Jackson, you are banned! Super banned! I am not helping you write your version, loser. This will literally implode if you try to open. Don't even try it. Just trust me.
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