Random SiX stuff that's clogging up my brain

I Feel So Slow Mentally

So I took SO long to do a simple google search and I looked up the "(Well when I was Queen, Henry had not one, not two, but) three historically confirmed mistresses✨✨"

And Google left me flabbergasted

The mistresses were
-Mary Boleyn, I knew that one
-Margaret Shelton, okay no idea who that is
BUT
Elizabeth AKA BESSIE BLOUNT???? HOW DID I MISS THIS???

HOW

DID NO ONE TELL ME?

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME?????

BESSIE WITH THE BASS???

I HAVE TAKEN TOO LONG TO FIGURE THIS OUT AND I AM ASHAMED OF MYSELF, PLEASE FORGIVE ME