Me after saving up 5k primos/33 fates for Wriothesley 🥰🥰(I'll have like 9k-10k by the time this is posted)
Caelus - Trash Husband 🚮
Stelle - Trash Wife 🗑️
March - Photo Gyal 📸
Dan Heng - Emo guy 🖤
Imbibitor Lunae - Dan Heng IL
Himeko - Final lesson 🔥💥
Welt - Old man ☠️☠️
Kafka - #1 Mommy
Blade - Kitten guy 🐾
Silver Wolf - Alpha 🐺
Jing Yuan - Lion guy 🦅
Yukong - Mommy Fox 🦊💙
Tingyun - Mother Fox 🦊🧡
Qingque - Lazque
Bailu - Parentless
Fu Xuan - FuXu 💫
Sushang - Honkai Impact 3rd
Luocha - Otto
Yanqing - TiMe FoR sWoRdPlAy!! Stfu
Natasha - Nurse mommy 💉🧪
Seele - Go back to HI3
Bronya - Bronya Zaychik better 🤧🤧
Gepard - Guard guy
Serval - Guard guy's sister
Hook - Ms. Moles 🕳️
Pela - Raiden Mei
Sampo - Guard guy's husband
Arlan - Peppy's mother 🐩
Asta - Astronaut 🔮
Herta - Puppet woman
Clara - Svarog daughter
Jingliu - Psycho woman 🗡️
Baiheng - BaiiiiHeng!! ^•ﻌ•^Alpha 🐺:@ someone and rate how silly they are on a scale of 1-10
Alpha 🐺: @#1 Mommy 10/10 silly
#1 Mommy: 🤭🤭
#1 Mommy: @Final lesson 🔥💥 4/10 silly 😔
Final lesson 🔥💥: ?
Final lesson 🔥💥: Okay?
Final lesson 🔥💥: @Dan Heng IL, 5/10 silly? Sorry if I'm bothering you Dan Heng..
Dan Heng IL: No it's okay Himeko.
Dan Heng IL: @Lion guy 🦅 15/10
Lion guy 🦅: Tehe
Lion guy 🦅: @Kitten guy 🐾 7/10 silly 😔😔
Kitten guy 🐾: Kys
Kitten guy 🐾: Loosing all your friends is silly tf
#1 Mommy: HELP
Kitten guy 🐾: I'll help you into the darkest pits of hell
Lion guy 🦅: Damn bro stawpp
Lion guy 🦅: What did we do 😭😭
Kitten guy 🐾: sends screenshots of bullying 😐
#1 Mommy: Shut it pussy
Kitten guy 🐾: Says the woman
Alpha 🐺: GODDAMN
#1 Mommy: YOUR THE ONE WHO WAS GETTING BULLIED
Kitten guy 🐾: Uno Reverse bitch
Lion guy 🦅: Lawddd
Kitten guy 🐾: Shut up
TiMe FoR sWoRdPlAy!! Stfu: Mom why???
Kitten guy 🐾: Ur father and aunt suck and should really kts
#1 Mommy: Shut it you couldn't if you tried
Kitten guy 🐾: You couldn't not send your children into battle immediately when they're born if you tried.
#1 Mommy: Says you
Kitten guy 🐾: I only fought him once and his own father didn't give 2 fucks 💀💀💀
Kitten guy 🐾: Plus I wasn't the only one who faugh him @Dan Heng IL @Psycho woman 🗡️
Psycho woman 🗡️: ..?
Dan Heng IL: Uhm.. You still started it.???
Kitten guy 🐾: Well that was against me and you, fuck boy
Kitten guy 🐾: That's his fault
Kitten guy 🐾: Jing Liu still fought him first though..
Psycho woman 🗡️: Shut it and get your humanity back
Kitten guy 🐾: Shut up and get your sanity back
Psycho woman 🗡️: You should be the last one talking
Psycho woman 🗡️: Your the one who died multiple times
Kitten guy 🐾: But didn't you watch BaiHeng die infront of you??
Psycho woman 🗡️: But didn't I kill you multiple times?
Kitten guy 🐾: Aren't you the one who joined up with a fucking doctor to fight someone with a god in his power??
Psycho woman 🗡️: Aren't you the one who joined a group of sluts so you could finally die?
#1 Mommy: EXCUSE ME?
Alpha 🐺: HEY
Kitten guy 🐾: Your the one who raised a general who sends dick pics into group chats.
Lion guy 🦅: Is this targeted??? 😕😕😕
Psycho woman 🗡️: No shit.
Kitten guy 🐾: Dumbo
Kitten guy 🐾: Fuck you
Kitten guy 🐾 added BaiiiiHeng!! ^•ﻌ•^
Kitten guy 🐾: So you can remember <333
Psycho woman 🗡️: Kys you bottom
Psycho woman 🗡️: Your the one who acts and looks like a woman 💀💀💀
#1 Mommy: DAYUM
Kitten guy 🐾: Go back to your flagship.
Lion guy 🦅: DAMN??
Psycho woman 🗡️: Go back to your parents.
Alpha 🐺: WOAHH???
Kitten guy 🐾: Revive BaiHeng.
Dan Heng IL: Oh.
Psycho woman 🗡️: Revive your humanity.
Kitten guy 🐾: Your the insane one goofball
Psycho woman 🗡️: Your the cvmslut goofball
Kitten guy 🐾: Your the one without a wife
Psycho woman 🗡️: Your the one with out parents
Kitten guy 🐾: Your the one who was almost killed by your child
Kitten guy 🐾: Y'know what fuck you, wifeless prostitute looking slut.
Psycho woman 🗡️: Fuck you too parentless emo ass cvnt boy.
Dan Heng IL: Omfg I'm so tired of ya'll I have 106 messages from you all.
(The Blade and Jing Liu fight was made to keep me sane after accidentially deleting my HSR account.)
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