Honkai: Star Rail // Chatfic // Jingren, KafHime, etc.

Bullying Blade (for the 3rd time already)

Kuyuseart on Twitter (THE ONLY REASON I HAD THE MOTIVATION TO WRITE IS BC MY NEWEST POOKIE GAVE ME SOME IDEASS SO THIS IS A SILLY WITTLE QUICK CHAPTER I MADE BC MY BSF LEFT ME TO GO TO SIX FLAGS)

HEARTSFjun (ALL PROPS TO THEMM)
Kafka - #1 Mommy
Blade - Kitten guy 🐾
Silver Wolf - Alpha 🐺
Jing Yuan - Lion guy 🦅
Yanqing - TiMe FoR sWoRdPlAy!! Stfu
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Main 3

#1 Mommy added 2 people

#1 Mommy: Hiii

Kitten guy 🐾: No

Alpha 🐺: Omg hi girlierrr

#1 Mommy: Elio wants us to go on a mission tomorrow, just the three of us

Kitten guy 🐾: Why? They know u 2 would cause chaos together

#1 Mommy: It's Elio's script so I'm not sure we can say this information online

#1 Mommy: but that's probably ur coming

Alpha 🐺: OMG I'M GONNA BE FIGHTING WITH MY MMAMAMA

Kitten guy 🐾: ok

#1 Mommy: U don't seem very enthusiastic abt this

Kitten guy 🐾: Bc I'm not

Alpha 🐺: Meanie 😡😡

#1 Mommy: Bladie, can I ask you a question?

Kitten guy 🐾: What

#1 Mommy: Are you a man?

Kitten guy 🐾: Yes?? Tf why is that even a question

#1 Mommy: But how come ur yiddes jiggle when u attack?

#1 Mommy: U have jiggle physics and an hourglass shape, Idk if ur a man

Kitten guy 🐾: .

Alpha 🐺: Bro's flabbergasted

Alpha 🐺: YE MOM, HOW MANY TIMES HAVE U GIVEN DAD TIT JOBS???

Kitten guy 🐾: WHY WOULD YOU ASK THAT.

Alpha 🐺: ITS JUST A LITTLE JKJK

#1 Mommy: HELP I'M CRYING ANSWER THE QUESTION

Kitten guy 🐾: .

Kitten guy 🐾: No.

Alpha 🐺: Hahahahaha

Alpha 🐺: Do u gib blow jobs too? Do u like dad's cock??/hj

Kitten guy 🐾: Stop.

#1 Mommy: Me and @Alpha 🐺 will take that as a yes ☺️☺️/srs

Kitten guy 🐾: .

Alpha 🐺: Fine since u wont answer me, I'll ask dad 😼😼 he'd answer

Kitten guy 🐾: ??

Alpha 🐺 added 2 people

TiMe FoR sWoRdPlAy!! Stfu: Hii

Lion guy 🦅: ?

Lion guy 🦅: Oh hi Ren-Ren 🥰🥰

Kitten guy 🐾: Stop calling me that

Lion guy 🦅: But I always call u that in bed..

Kitten guy 🐾: I SAID STOP.

Alpha 🐺: Do u gib blow jobs too? Do u like dad's cock??
Alpha 🐺 replied: @Lion guy 🦅 can u answer this bc Blade wont

Lion guy 🦅: He does 🥰 I'm positive he couldn't go weeks without my cock 😔

#1 Mommy: STOP UR SO STRAIGHT FORWARDDD

Kitten guy 🐾: @Lion guy 🦅 DON'T TELL THEM THAT U FOOL

Lion guy 🦅: Do u want dick, my wife?

Kitten guy 🐾: .

#1 w: HELPP

Alpha 🐺: STOPP HELP I WAS JOKINGG

Lion guy 🦅: And I wasn't 🥰🥰

#1 Mommy: YOU WEIRD ASS GAY

TiMe FoR sWoRdPlAy!! Stfu: 😨 Please kick me

TiMe FoR sWoRdPlAy!! Stfu: I didn't need this information 🥲

#1 Mommy: Who named u that 😭😭

TiMe FoR sWoRdPlAy!! Stfu: Wha..? Irl or my username?

#1 Mommy: Username

TiMe FoR sWoRdPlAy!! Stfu: Idk mom probably did

Kitten guy 🐾: No? I only named Caelus, Dan Heng, Herta and JingLiu

TiMe FoR sWoRdPlAy!! Stfu: Then who did??

Lion guy 🦅: :)

#1 Mommy: OFC IT WAS YOU

Lion guy 🦅: @Kitten guy 🐾 Answer my question before I forcefully milk u dry 🥰

Kitten guy 🐾: WHAT NO

Lion guy 🦅: I'm outside ur door 🥰

#1 Mommy: HOW?? I DIDN'T EVEN LET YOU IN

Lion guy 🦅: What kind of General would I be, if I didn't know how to lock pick?? 🤨

#1 Mommy: Idk the DOZING GENERAL

Kitten guy 🐾 went offline
Lion guy 🦅 went offline

#1 Mommy: SW, if u go in ur room I'll buy you 8,000 credit worth of primos or stellar jade

Alpha 🐺: Aight bet

#1 Mommy: So much just fucking happened but it was funny and bullying Blade is also fun 🥰🥰