Imhotep's horrifying screams become the screaming of tuareg Horsemen. Racing across the desert with two thousand of his warrior brethren. Armed to the teeth.
"Yeah another war!what's this about again?"Questions Harry in Ancient Egyptian"Always going to be at war until, our enemies fall to our wrath." Autumn replies back in three same language.
A mile across the scorching yellow desert two hundred French foreign Legionnaires scurry through the ruins, preparing for the onslaught. Our hero is up on the wall. His Kepi sits at a jaunty angle.
Dashing,tall,and handsome. This is Rick O'Connell. He looks out at the massive army that's screeching and fastly galloping at him. "I knew this was gonna be a lousy day." O'Connell mutters
"Ain't it always" says McGonagall "yeah you got that right." Agrees Hermione
A doughy,scrawny,short,little Frenchman joins him as he makes his way across the top of the wall. This is Beni. "Personally, I would like to surrender. Why can we not just surrender?" He suggests
Yells of coward,wimp,and pussy rang though the halls."Shut up." Yelled O'Connell
"Shut-up and gimme your bandolier," O'Connell orders him.Beni pulls off his cartridge belt and he hands it to him as he continued saying."Then let's run away. Right now. while we can still make it."
O'Connell throws it on, crisscrossing it over his bandolier. "Now gimme your revolver, you'll never use it anyway." Beni pulls out his pistol and chucks it to O'Connell.
"Then let's play dead, huh? Nobody ever does that anymore" he advised,but O'Connell ignores him sliding the pistol into his belt, next to his own revolver "Now go find me a big stick." He demanded Beni
"in the desert? What for?" He questioned. O'Connell turns and goes nose-to-nose with him. "So I can tie it to your back, you appear to be without a spine" he answered
The horde of warriors thunder forward. Now a half mile out. Scimitars rattling. O'Connell and Beni run through the ruins.
"How'd a guy like you end up in the Legion anyways?" O'Connell ask Beni"I got caught robbing a synagogue. Lots of good stuff in them holy places; churches, temples, mosques, and who's guarding them?" He answered
"Altar boys?" O'Connell corrected him"Exactly! I speak seven languages, including Hebrew, so my specialty was synagogues. How about you? Kill somebody?"he told him
Beni trips and accidentally tackles O'Connell to the ground. O'Connell gives him a nasty look. "No, but I'm considering it." He tells him.They get up and run out the gate and down the stone ramp "What then? Robbery? Extortion? Kidnapping!" He continued pestering O'Connell
"None of the above, thank you" he answered curtly "Then what the hell are you doing here!?" Beni demanded. They both skid to a stop at the front line as they see the horde of warriors.
The sound of charging horses is quickly becoming deafening. O'Connell gives Beni a big and wide cheesy smile. "I was just looking for a good time."
And that's when the cowardly Legionnaire Colonel suddenly panics, cuts and runs. O'Connell instantly stiffens.
"Oh shit Steady!"O'Connell yells out. Giving the men around him courage. But onward comes the horde Hoofs pounding the sand. Several more Legionnaires take off. "STEADY!"he continued "What the hell am I sayin'?" He asked himself
The Tuaregs let loose with those horrifying oooo-loo-loog screams. More Legionnaires haul-ass. Beni is one of them.
"STEADY!!"he says to himself "What the hell am I doin'?" He asked himself. The Tuaregs set their rifles and take aim. O'Connell steels himself, cocks and locks. The cartridge in his mouth suddenly snaps, he spits it into the sand. Another BEAT. And then
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