Family with the Vampire !? // Falling for the Vampire SEQUEL !!

Chapter 1Ø

{Kyle POV}

--{•°Time Skip (It's been a week since they took Donnie home)°•}--

Me and Stan sit on the ground ,
In front of our baby 。。
It kinda feels weird that we have a child now , because it happens pretty fast 。。。

"So 。。。
What's your favorite show ?" Stan asked Donnie, trying to break the silence。
"Stanley , he can't say clear words yet 。。。" I tell Stan like he's an idiot。

Donnie starts to chew on his hand , but he doesn't have any teeth yet so he just ends up drooling on it。I carefully take his hand out of his mouth。
"Sweetie , no 。。。You can't eat that。" I tell him。

A couple of seconds later he just puts his hand back in his mouth。
"oh you rebellious little shi--"
"don't call him that !" I interrupt Stan by smacking the back of his head。

"Ba ba wa ba" Donnie starts to blabber , still nawing on his hand。
"Sweet face , No 。。。That's called self canibalism。" I tell Donnie , like he can understand me。

"Hm 。。。Makes me wonder what I taste like 。。。" Stan says, he then starts to chew on his hand。
Donnie sees this and puts his god dam hand back in his mouth again。

"Goddammit Stan see what you did ! ?"
I scold Stan while taking his hand out of his mouth。
I then gently take Donnie's hand out his mouth。
"No , baby 。。。"
I tell Donnie again。"Let's try and teach him some words ?" Stan offers。

I agree with Stan , and we both look at Donnie again。
"Mabey if we just pick a random word and repeatedly say it to him , he'll say it ? Like a parrot !"
I suggest。Stan nods his head at me , signaling he agrees

Stan then took a deep breath。"NI-"
I instantly roughly punched Stan and he fell into the floor, instantly knowing what he was going to say。

"He's just 。。。A fucking 。。。Baby 。。。" I whisper to him harshly。
"Y-yes sir , I'll go with age appropriate 。。。" He says , groaning in pain。

"I'll go with the word 'gender' then, because you have to ask people their gender before you can even talk to them"
Stan says。
"That's a bit rude 。。。But , it is an age appropriate word 。。。" I agree。

Stan then looks at Donnie as he repeatedly started to say the word 'gender' over and over again。
Donnie then looked more closely at Stan and started to lean in , like he was starting to get interested。

"Ge 。。。Ge 。。。" Donnie started to speak up。I instantly leaned in closer in a bit of amazment。
Stan kept on saying 'gender' over and over again even more when he noticed this。

"Ge 。。。Gen 。。。Gen 。。。" Donnie started to speak more , trying to say it。
"Oh my god he's gonna say it , keep going Stan !" I say excitedly。
Stan listened , kept going。

"Gen 。。。Gen 。。。" Donnie kept trying to say it。
both me and Stan leaned in closer , excited to hear out son's first word。

"Gen 。。。Genocide !" Donnie then says happily。

Stan stops saying shit and we both just stare at him , confused and concerned 。。。
That wasn't even a bruh moment what the fuck is actually wrong with him 。。。

"That's my boy !" Stan says to Donnie joyfully and proudly, Donnie laughed a bit。

"Dude , that was probably directed towards you 。。。Cus like , your Jewish and stuff 。。。"
Stan tells me , I just angrily smack the back of his head。