Dazai: *gently taps table*
Chuuya: *Taps back*
Atsushi: What are they doing?
Akutagawa: Morse code
Dazai: *aggressively taps table*
Chuuya: YOU BITCH! TAKE THAT BACK-
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Nikolai: Remember when we didn't try to solve all our problems with attempted murder?
Fyodor: Stop romanticizing the past.
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Akutagawa: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Akutagawa and Chuuya, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Dazai: Our turn, Atsushi! One, two, three- vanilla!
Atsushi, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
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Soukoku Crack
Randomliterally the title. I'm still continuing it but expect slow updates! I won't really include Zenku Soukoku, there is a bit of Fyolai because I lost motivation at random parts