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Dazai: *gently taps table*

Chuuya: *Taps back*

Atsushi: What are they doing?

Akutagawa: Morse code

Dazai: *aggressively taps table*

Chuuya: YOU BITCH! TAKE THAT BACK-

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Nikolai: Remember when we didn't try to solve all our problems with attempted murder?

Fyodor: Stop romanticizing the past.

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Akutagawa: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-

Akutagawa and Chuuya, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!

Dazai: Our turn, Atsushi! One, two, three- vanilla!

Atsushi, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.

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