Mine are pretty weird, but here are some:
"I'm just the walking dead a talking head a zombie floating, but I got your mom be throating."
"And now my cup has runneth over, but I'm gonna set it on you like a motherf*cking coaster."
"I never thought I'd see the day, with a big boat swimming my way, believe me when I say I F*CKED A MERMAAAAAAIID!"
That's a few of my many ;)
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