My rap

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Uh what's up yo I'm DJUnicorn
I don't tend to watch porn
That was a joke!
Eat your egg yoke!
Don't choke on my rhymes
It happens all the time!
And to the haters,
All I have to say is laters
Cuz you ain't aloud here,
I can't legally drink beer
That rhyme is so dope
It give me hope,
To make EGGcelent puns
I'll make you run home
Hide in yo dome
Eat some flakes
I'm gonna.... Take a break?

*commercial break*

And now we are back with round 2
Where I come
To school you
Aha you fat you piece of lard
I'm kidding I love you
:D

Rake
Sake
Make
Bake
Lake
Ate
Fate
Great
Weight
Mate

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For your health.

If you read all that like a rap....

GG

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