Caelus - Trash Husband 🚮
Stelle - Trash Wife 🗑️
March - Photo Gyal 📸
Dan Heng - Emo guy 🖤
Himeko - Final lesson 🔥💥
Welt - Old man ☠️☠️
Kafka - #1 Mommy
Blade - Kitten guy 🐾
Silver Wolf - Alpha 🐺
Jing Yuan - Lion guy 🦅
Yukong - Mommy Fox 🦊💙
Tingyun - Mother Fox 🦊🧡
Qingque - Lazque
Bailu - Parentless
Fu Xuan - FuXu 💫
Sushang - Honkai Impact 3rd
Luocha - Otto
Yanqing - TiMe FoR sWoRdPlAy!! Stfu
Natasha - Nurse mommy 💉🧪
Seele - Go back to HI3
Bronya - Bronya Zaychik better 🤧🤧
Gepard - Guard guy
Serval - Guard guy's sister
Hook - Ms. Moles 🕳️
Pela - Raiden Mei
Sampo - Guard guy's husband
Arlan - Peppy's mother 🐩
Asta - Astronaut 🔮
Herta - Puppet woman
Clara - Svarog daughterTrash Husband 🚮: Isn't Blade kinda hot??
Trash Wife 🗑️: Yeah tbh
Lion guy 🦅: Honestly
Kitten guy 🐾: Hell yeah
#1 Mommy: Nah Blade is kinda mid
Alpha 🐺: Ur mid
Kitten guy 🐾: Who tf named me kitten guy
Trash Wife 🗑️: Jing Yuan
Kitten guy 🐾: @Lion guy 🦅 WTF BRO
Lion guy 🦅: I like kittens, and it suits you perfectly, does it not?
Kitten guy 🐾: NO IT DOESN'T, 'Lion guy 🦅'
Lion guy 🦅: I like lions too, and your always sneaky and cute like a kitten
Kitten guy 🐾: Don't you dare call me cute you furry
#1 Mommy: HE'S FLIRTING WITH YOU LMAOOO, btw @Alpha 🐺 is the real furry here
Alpha 🐺: BITCH SUCK MY DICK
#1 Mommy: Is your name 'Himeko'?
Alpha 🐺: @Final lesson 🔥💥
Final lesson 🔥💥: ?
Final lesson 🔥💥: Kafka dear, what does this mean?
#1 Mommy: ...
Alpha 🐺: KAFKA JUST BLOCKED ME 😭😭
Trash Husband 🚮: She said; B-B-B-Blocked
Photo Gyal 📸: That's craaazyyy
Trash Wife 🗑️: Hey bbg
Photo Gyal 📸: Heyy?
Trash Wife 🗑️: Y'know, we could be Blade and Yuan
Mother Fox 🦊🧡: Me and Sushang r gonna put this on the internet 🤭🤭
FuXu 💫: You mustn't post any thing of the Xianzhou Alliance on the internet, fool.
Lion guy 🦅: Oh come on Master Fu, don't be a prick right now
Lazque: Prick is crazy
Lion guy 🦅: Sitting on your ass all day and acting like your job is so hard is crazy, hmm?
Kitten guy 🐾: LMAOOO
#1 Mommy: NOW ME PERSONALLY QINGQUE, I WOULD NOT LET THAT SLIDE LOL
Kitten guy 🐾: AND HE ACTUALLY CURSED WTFFF
Trash Husband 🚮: Sad tbh
Bronya Zaychik better 🤧🤧: Who is Bronya Zaychik? And Caelus, why are you digging in the trash can? I can see you through the window in Belobog.
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