Ice Cold Sinner. (Helluva Boss/Hazbin Hotel X Male Reader)

Loo Loo Land (part 1)

We see Blitz in his office playing with dolls based off of his employees (except Loona).

Blitz (as Millie): "Oh Blitz, you're such a good boss."

Blitz (as Moxxie): "Yeah, I really want you sir."

Blitz (as Y/N): "I second that."

Blitz (as Millie): "Me three!"

Blitz: "Let's fourway..."

He says as he moves the dolls down to his crotch area with a very disturbed actual Y/N at the door.

Y/N: "Is this what you do when nobody's around?"

Blitz: "FUCK! Why didn't you knock!?"

Y/N: "I did. You were just tunnel vision on... whatever the hell this is."

Blitz's phone rings and he angrily answers.

Blitz: "WHAT!?"

Stolas: "Why, hello my... big d*cked Blitzy..."

Blitz spits out his coffee and Y/N chokes on his out spit.

Blitz: "What-"

Y/N: "The-"

Both: "FUCK?"

Stolas: "Language, everyone! I have a special request..."

Blitz: "Ugh. Look, I just had a chemical peel, so you're gonna have to find someone else's face to plant that feathered ASS."

Stolas: "...It's for my daughter."

Blitz: "Ah. Well, make sure she washes it."

Stolas: "No! No. No, no, no. I'm taking my daughter to Loo Loo Land, and I was hoping you brave little Imps would accompany us!"

Blitz: "We're assassin's. Not bodyguards, k? Don't invite us to shit, unless someone's gonna die."

Stolas: "I'll pay you..."

Blitz: "Pay me what?"

Stolas: "Money..."

Blitz: "DONE!"

He hangs up and slams his phone on the desk. Then he pulls out a megaphone and calls for everybody.

Blitz: "M&M, Y/N! Get in here, we're going to Loo Loo Land!"

Y/N: "I'm right here."

Moxxie: "Loo Loo Land?"

Millie: "LOO LOO LAND!?"

Blitz: "LOO LOO LAND!"

Loona: "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

Skip to at Loo Loo Land.

Moxxie opens the door for a very cramped Stolas and his daughter to get out. When everyone is out they walk through the gates.

Blitz: "Now remember, this is work, and work only. Me and my crew aren't here to satisfy your perverted BIRD needs, alright?"

Octavia: "Hey, Dad. Do we have t-"

Blitz: "Ok, hold it right there sweetie."

He turns his attention to Stolas

Blitz: "If you try fuckin my little ass in that park, I swear t-"

Stolas: "You are so cute when you are serious."

Y/N/Octavia: "I'm gonna throw up."/ "I'm literally gonna be sick."

Moxxie: "Oh, crumbs. I knew today would be a lot, what do you need? Anti-acids, Ibuprofen, morphine?"

Y/N: "It was a figure of speech, Moxxie."

Moxxie: "Oh, right... hehe."

He says as he throws the stuff he pulled out into a stroller with a baby in it.

Moxxie: "But they said it was literal."

Millie: "Wow! I haven't been to this place since I was a tot! It hasn't changed a bit... OH! LOOK! It's big Woobly!"

Y/N: "What the fuck even is that?"

Moxxie: "That is... deeply upsetting."

Millie: "Oh come on! It's fun! You two have never been here?"

Y/N: "I just died like a week ago, Millie."

Millie: "Oh yeah. But what about you, Mox?"

Moxxie: "No. Theme parks always disturbed me. Especially the mascots."

As he says that the mascot comes up to them

Loo Loo: "Well, hey there!"

Moxxie: "AH!"

Loo Loo: "I'm Loo Loo! Welcome to Loo Loo Land! If y'all get hurt here, just try and sue us!"

Stolas: *gasp* "Look, Via! It's Loo Loo!"

Octavia: "I have a question."

Loo Loo: "Well, ask away little girly!"

He says as he does his goofy ass laugh

Octavia: "Is it true that this park is just a really shameless spin-off of Lucifer's far more popular 'Loo Loo World'?"

Loo Loo: "...No."

Octavia: "This place REEKS of insecure corporate shame..."

Y/N: "Heh, nice one."

Octavia: "Thanks."

Stolas: "Hehe... Why don't we go check out the rides?"

He says as he pulls Octavia away

Loo Loo: "That chick's creepy, huh?"

Blitz: "Eh, wait till her Dad tries to diddle your holes."

Loo Loo: "What's that mean?"

Y/N: "Means he's gonna try and fuck you."

Loo Loo: "Oh."

Moxxie: "Don't talk to me! I know you're a pervert under there."

They all walk away leaving him alone

Loo Loo: "Yeah..."

Back to the crew

Moxxie: "You really like this place, huh?"

Millie: "I love this place! My parents would bring me and my siblings here when they could swing it. Money wise."

Moxxie: "Yeah. The prices do seem rather criminal. I mean, THAT much for a novelty cup that you use ONE time?"

Millie: "Cuz it's Loo Loo Land!"

Y/N: "And probably cuz we're in the Greed ring."

Blitz walks over with a bunch of merch

Blitz: "Listen to your hoes, Mox. How bout I take the first watch while you three have a little fun?"

Y/N:

Millie: "OOH! We gotta do my favorite ride!"

Y/N: "That can be taken out of context."

Moxxie: "Oh yeah? W-which one?"

She drags them to one called "The Lawsuit". Long story short by the end of it Moxxie was throwing up into a trash can.