1st: Asmodeus
He tried to have sex with the zombies
It didn't work2nd: Beelzebub
He tried to eat the zombies
They ate him first3rd: Belphegor
Bro fell asleep first at the sleepover4th: Barbatos
He sacrificed himself for Diavolo5th: Diavolo
He tried to befriend the zombies6th: Satan
Just because7th: Simeon
He, too, tried to make friends with them8th: Raphael
Because I said so9th: Leviathan
He lasted a while due to the games he plays but eventually he ran out ideas10th: Lucifer (sorry for forgetting him)
Eventually just got tired and let his guard down11th: Solomon
Killed himself because he could not deal with Mammons bull§hīt anymore12th: Mammon
He survived on pure luck
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