♡𝔻𝕣𝕒𝕔𝕠 𝕄𝕒𝕝𝕗𝕠𝕪 𝕀𝕞𝕒𝕘𝕚𝕟𝕖𝕤♡ •|DISCONTINUED|•

You are so dead!

House: gryffindor 🦁
Blood: muggle
Year:5th
Warning: swear words(if you aren't comfortable with the use of those words you don't have to read this) :)
A/n: thank you so so so much for 400+ reads! I really appreciate it! 😘🤗🥰❤🤍❤

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"You mudblood!"

"Idiot!"

"Bitch!"

"Asshole!"

"Slvt!"

"You asshole ferret!" I shouted, I was currently having a shouting match with the one and only, draco malfoy aka ferret boy
But this however is daily, the shouting thing
"Ferret?! You filthy little-"

"Mr Malfoy, ms L/n, please stop this immediately!" Yelled one of the professors, we stopped and once he walked away we tried to punch each other
"Y/n! He's not worth it!" Yelled Ron, both him, Hermione, and harry trying to restrain me from giving him a nasty punch right in the face
Blaise and surprisingly Parkinson was trying to restrain him too
"Mate, let it go" blaise said trying to pull draco away
"Jeez, and I thought potter and draco hated each other a lot- oh- come- on!" Parkinson yelled trying to pull him away
"This will be probably- the first- and last- time- I will ever- agree with- you- y/n let it go!" Hermione yelled, also agreeing with pansy

"I will if he does! He started it!" I snapped
"No! She did!"
"You called me a mudblood first you little ferret! Let me at him!" I shouted

"Jeez you two act like an old married couple" muttered ron, a little too loudly
I stopped and looked back at him

"Uhm- hi?" He said letting me go and taking a few steps back

"And I reckon that Ron has about five seconds before he faces death" said Hermione sighing

"Ronald weasley!" I shouted

"You're in for in ron" said harry also letting go

"I'll be back for you!" I said turning to Malfoy," ronald weasley you have a five second head start!" I shouted
"One!"
"Two!"
"Three!"
"Four!"
"And five! Ron you are so dead!" I shouted chasing after him
"You weren't meant to hear that! I forgot how good of hearing you had!" He shouts back screaming as he was running into gryffindor tower heading up to his dorm, lucky for him, fred and george grabbed me so he could get away

"Hey!"

"Well hello little one" fred said
"Trying to kill our brother aren't you" said George
"Well of fucking course I am" they chuckled
"We still need our brother little one so don't kill him"
"Yet." George finished
"I'm not little you two are just tall" they chuckled again
I turned back
"I swear I WILL GET YOU BACK FOR THAT RONALD!" I yelled over their shoulders making our way back to find hermione and harry, maybe if I find Malfoy I could punch him along the way

~~~
We were making our way into the great hall for dinner, ron had decided to come out of hiding
"Ms l/n were you trying to kill mr wealsey yet again?" Dumbledore asked me jokingly
"I would.. but I can't kill my best friend... or can I.." i said the last part quieter
Dumbledore chuckled and told us to go to dinner
We all sat in our usual spots
"You are.. a demon!" Said ron
"Am not! I'm an angel now! Since the devil kicked me out of hell" I said back in a sassy way
"That's right y/n!" Said fred and george giving me a high five
"You-" ron started but I cut him off

"Dont make me say it"

"You wouldn't"

"Oh yes I would, hermione, ron has-"

"Dont you dare finish that sentence!"

"Say it!" Fred and george said in unison smirking evily

"Ron has liked you since first year hermione" I said trying to hold in my laugh

"You are literally a demon!" He shouted turning red
"Am not!"
"But I know something too"
"And what would that be"
"That you like-"
"Ron do you honestly have a death wish?! She already tried to kill you today!" Harry shouted
"I wouldn't say that unless you have a death wish brother" said george
"I agree george" said fred
He shrugged it off,"I know you like Malfoy and he likes you.." he said

"You are evil! You should be lucky if I don't kill you in your sleep Ronald weasley!" He gulped probably rethinking all of his last choices thinking about how he should spend his last hours in this world

"How is she not in slytherin?" Harry asked
"Wanna say that again" I glared at him
"Anyway, what does it matter.. he hates my guts.."
"I- i- just guessed that but okay.." ron said awkwardly
"I just don't understand why you are so oblivious!" Hermione sighed, and ron groaned
"Will you stop groaning Ronald!" Hermione sighed
"Will you stop sighing hermione!" He mocked her, then she wacked in on the head with a book

~~~next morning~~~
"Potions, and potions then free period right" I said
"With the slytherins as always" hermione sighed
"Will you stop sighing hermione!" Ron said remembering yesterday
"I'm tired of them" I said yawning

"Malfoy too?" Ron smirked and harry chuckled
"Do you two want to live a little longer?" I asked
They gulped and nodded
"Then shut up and let's go"

~~~after potions~~~
I sighed walking out of the classroom and then I saw Malfoy and his goons coming towards us
"Oh how lovely" I muttered
"Try not to kill anyone y/n" hermione whispered
"No promises"

"Well, look how it, we have scarhead, weaselbe, and mudbloods"malfoy smirked

"Shut up already!" I shouted

"Don't talk to me like that!" He shouted
"You talk too much!" I yelled
"Mublood."
"Asshole." I said getting angrier by the second
"Wh0re!" He yelled

"Bitch!"

"You mudblood! Shut the fuck up already!" He yelled
This place about to blow
"You ferret! Spoiled rotten daddy's boy!"I shouted at him again

"And you're a slvt! Dating every weasley and probably scarhead too! Slvt!" He shouted louder

"Don't even try! Go! You are so dead!" I yelled motioning for my friends to go
I walked up to him, "what the actually fuck is wrong with you!" I yelled
He grabbed my wrist and smirked
"You may be a mudblood but no one else's blood as pure as mine will ensure that your children won't be muggles" he said he leaned in and kissed me passionately
"I happen to love you and hate you at the same time" I said after we pulled away
"I love you too"

"Now Dumbledore owes me 10 galleons" we heard snape from around a corner
"Ron you owe us 19 galleons" I heard the twins whisper
"But I'm broke!" He whisper yelled

Me and draco laughed at their craziness