The big sale 2

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(Side note: None of this part is actually in the chat, it's in real life but I decided to put it in here for entertainment purposes)

IceyCold: Ok, we're here, but why isn't anyone else here??

TSparks: Maybe because it's literally 1 N THE ******* MORNING!!

SongTail: let's go see if the store is open.

*Sunset, Icey and Sirena try opening and banging at the door*

GamerDemon: Umm... Icey did you get the time right for the sale....

SongTail: BECAUSE IT SEEMS LIKE H&M IS MOTHER ******* CLOSED!!

TSparks: I'm looking at their website right now and it says that they don't open UNTIL 11 ******* AM AND THE SALE DOESN'T START TIL 12
******* PM, YOU IDIOT!!!!!

GamerDemon and SongTail: ICE DREAM!!!!!!!

FashionIdol: *Starts crying* MY WHOLE LIFE DEPENDED ON THIS ******* MOMENT AND NOW I FIND OUT THAT THE SALE DOESN'T START FOR ANOTHER 11 HOURRRRSSSSSS!!!!!!! YOUR SUCH A ***** ICEY!!!!

IceyCold: WHAT!! I didn't know OK!! I WAS JUST SO TIRED WHEN I READ THAT!!

GamerDemon: Well we can't leave now because by the time we come back, there will be more people.

Flutters: So do we just camp out here for the next 11 hours??

TSparks: I guess.

AwesomenessDash: So what do we do until then??

AppleBottomJeans: I guess we just camp out in the car.

IceyCold: I guess that works.

SongTail: Works for me.

TSparks: Me too.

Flutters: I think I'm gonna have a panic attack!! OH MY GOSH I THINK I'M HAVING A PANIC ATTACK!!!! *Starts hyperventilating* SMALL SPACES SCARE ME!!!! ESPECIALLY FOR A LONG TIME!!!

SongTail: *Hugs Fluttershy* It'll be ok. Remember this is only temporary and plus we're all together!

IceyCold: Exactly! We have nothing to worry about.

FashionIdol: *Still crying* WHEN I GET THE CHANCE....I WILL RIP ICEY TO ******* SHREDS!!!!!!!!!

IceyCold: Umm....Now I think I have something to worry about *gulp*

GamerDemon: Let's go camp out in the car!!

*5 hours later*

IceyCold: UGGHHHH!!!!!!!! THIS HAS BEEN THE MOST MISERABLE 5 ******* HOURS OF MY ******* LIFE!!!!! WE HAVE RARITY STILL CRYING AND WHINING, FLUTTERSHY SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS, HAVING THE WORST ******* PANIC ATTACK OF HER ENTIRE LIFE AND PLUS WE HAVE NO MOTHER ******* HEATER AND IT'S ******* -10 DEGREES OUTSIDE!!!!!!

GamerDemon: I've got a hand warmer.

IceyCold: GIMME THE HAND WARMER!!

GamerDemon: HEY!

IceyCold: Ahhhhh, nice, HOT HAND WARMER....

GamerDemon: Mmmmmmmppphhhhh....

SongTail: Hey Icey? Do you have another bag, I think Fluttershy's gonna throw up again.

IceyCold: Sure *gives Sirena the bag*

AppleBottomJeans: And I think Rarity needs more tissues.

IceyCold: Uggghhhh!!! FINE!!!! *gives AJ the tissues* It's not like things could get any worse.

*5 hours later*

IceyCold: It got worse.

SongTail: What got worse?

IceyCold: THIS WHOLE MOTHER ******* SITUATION!!!! NOW WE HAVE RARITY RUNNING A ******* FEVER, FLUTTERSHY GOT PUKE ALL OVER MY ******* CAR, MY HAND WARMER IS NO LONGER WORKING, RAINBOW'S ******* BALL BRUISED LITERALLY HALF MY FACE AND NOW IT'S THROBBING, PINKIE HAS LITTERALLY BEEN PLAYING A BILLION ******* QUESTIONS NON STOP AND IT'S GETTING ON MY ******* NERVES!!!AT LEAST SUNSET IS HAVING A GOOD MOTHER ******* TIME BECAUSE SHE'S LITERALLY BEEN ASLEEP ON MY ******* ARM FOR THE PAST FEW HOURS AND I'M ******* LOOSING CIRCULATION AND I CAN'T GET HER OFF!!!! *Starts crying* WHAT ARE WE GONNA DOOOO FOR THE NEXT HOURRRR!!!!!

SongTail: We'll get through this Icey, Don't worry!

*1 hour later*

IceyCold: FINALLY!!!! WE MADE IT!!!!

GamerDemon: I feel well rested.

IceyCold: Yeah, I can tell from my arm *Show's bruised arm from Sunset sleeping on it*.

Flutters: I SURVIVED!!!!!!!!

PinkiePartyPie: Let's do more questions!

Everyone Else: NOOOOOOOO!!!!

FashionIdol: My fever is gone!!

TSparks: FINALLY!!!! Now I can stop doing random math equations in my head!

GamerDemon: But I thought you liked doing that?

TSparks: NOT FOR 11 HOURS!!

SongTail: I can finally get some Fluttershy puke-free clothes!!

AppleBottomJeans: Now I can finally get some Rarity's mascara-free clothes.

AwesomenessDash: I CAN FINALLY STRETCH!!
*Stretches*

IceyCold: And I can finally get out of my car filled w/tissues and vomit!!

Everyone Else: EWWWW!!!

IceyCold: Whattt!! It's true!

FashionIdol: Now what are we standing here for, LET'S GO SHOPPING!!!!!

Everyone Else: YEAH!!!!!

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