AVENGERS CHATROOM

56) Call Of Duty and Zombies

AUTHORS NOTE: i realized that this hasnt really been to funny lately. WELP TIME TO CHANGE THAT!!! :D enjoy! also soon i will do the clintasha wedding! :D 

[Tony has entered the chat]

[Steve has entered]

[Clint has entered]

[Natasha has entered]

[Bruce has entered]

[Thor has entered]

Steve: wow its quiet.

Clint: and just the original Avengers.

Thor: too true my friends. [I have also mastered this thing called 'Caps Lock' ;)]

Natasha: good to know Thor.

Tony: where is all the others anyway?

Bruce: do I look like their babysitter?

Tony: LOL nevermind.

Natasha: remember when Loki tried to take over the world?

Clint: i do! it was hilarious. XD

Bruce: LOL remember when I beat the crap out of Loki?

Steve: yes. XD

Tony: I STILL HAVE THE SECURITY FOOTAGE!!! XD

Natasha: XD XD XD

Steve: hey how do you work this thing called an 'Xbox'?

Clint: this button, that button, that button and this.

Steve: oh i see.

Tony: what you playing?

Steve: something called Call of Duty.

Bruce: uh is that smart?

Thor: what is this 'Call of Duty'?

Natasha: its a video game. a very violent one.

Thor: i see. may I watch, Captain of America as you play this 'video game'?

Steve: sure.

Clint: STEVE LOOK OUT THERE IS A ZOMBIE!!!

Steve: HOW DO YOU WORK THIS THING!?!?!?

Natasha: O.O

Thor: WHAT IS THAT HORRIBLE CREATURE ON THE FLAT MOVING SCREEN IT IS MOST DISTURBING!!!!!

Tony: oh its a zombie. 

Steve: o.o

Bruce: STEVE LOOK OUT THERE IS ANOTHER ZOMBIE!!!

Steve: HOW THE FLIP DO YOU WORK THIS THING!?!?!?

Clint: PRESS THAT BUTTON!!!

Steve: AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Natasha: {rips power cord out of wall, turning off the game}

Steve: ........

Bruce: you ok bro?

Tony: Steve?

Thor: Captain of America?

Clint: you alive?

Natasha: Steve?

Steve:...........uh....O.O

Thor: THOSE ZOMBIE THINGS WERE MOST DISTURBING!!!

Tony: Steve can you talk?

Steve:............

Bruce: dude?

Natasha: you ok?

Steve:..................

Tony: Belle is out getting drunk in a bar and cheating on you with a football player who shoves kids heads into tiolets for fun.

Steve: WHAT!?!?!?

Natasha: well he seems ok now.

Steve: TONY WHAT THE FLIP WHERE!?!??!

Tony: i was joking. you ok?

Steve: no...

Clint: you need like a glass of water or anything?

Steve: no, no im fine...im just gonna go...hide in my room with a gun and my sheild and hide from the zombies now......

[Steve has left the chat]

Natasha: why do we even have Call of Duty?

Tony: i like playing it as does Quinn, Loki, Diana, and a few of the others. 

Bruce: {shudders} those zombies...

Clint: ikr?

Natasha: they even creep ME out!!!

Thor: i have never seen anything that horrifying before in all the 9 realms.

Tony: WELP LETS GO JOIN STEVE IN HIDING IN TERROR!!!

Bruce: IM IN!

Clint: what about 'the other guy'?

Bruce: HES AFRAID OF ZOMBIES DONT JUDGE ME!!!

Natasha: YES LETS GO HIDE WITH STEVE!!!

Thor: IM IN!!!!

[Zombie has entered the chat]

Zombie: BRAINS!!!!

[Zombie 2 has entered the chat]

Zombie 2: BRAINS!!!!!

Tony: {screams like a little girl}

Clint: OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH

Natasha: CLINT SAVE ME!!!

Bruce: OMG OMG OMG OMG

Thor: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Tony has left the chat]

[Clint has left]

[Natasha has left]

[Thor has left]

[Bruce has left]

[Zombie has become Wade]

[Zombie 2 has become Diana]

Wade: chickens. XD

Diana: like you arent one too. XD

Wade: aww come on im not chicken! IM NOT SCARED OF ANYTHING AND THATS WHY CHICKS DIG ME!!! B-)

Diana: i thought it was 'your epic abs and thick dark hair' that made 'chicks dig you'?

Wade: that too.

Diana: riiigghhhhttttt....

Wade: DONT INSULT ME!!!

Diana: LOL Wade. want to go put on zombie disguises and scare them somemore?

Wade: YES!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!!!!

Diana: i love you too. :p

[Wade has left the chat]

[Diana has left]

AUTHORS NOTE: LOL a few years ago at a friends house we were playing Call of Duty on her PS3 and we decided to do a zombie level and i had no idea how to work the game and i kept dying and the zombies creeped me out. zombies still do... *shudders**goes to hide*