Project: Eden's garden random stuff

Incorrect Quotes #4

Kai: How stupid do you think I am?!

Damon, deadpan: You really want a honest to that?
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Wolfgang:*running while screaming*

Weeby newz, chasing after him: Why are you running?.... Why are you running?
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Cassidy, to another player: That's why your mama dead.

Ulysses, right next to her: *spits out his coffee in surprise*
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Kai: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect
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Eva:I am going to need you swear-

Damon: Fuck.

Eva: ........... Swear as in promise
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Jett: Mark, you love me, right?

Mark: Normally, I would say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
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Grace: Sorry, I'm late. I was doing stuff.

Wenona: YOU PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!
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Eva, making coffee: This is going to fix everything
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Fandom, to the cast: *strums the guitar* I love you bitch.

Cast: Oh god..

Fandom: *strums the guitar* I'll never stop loving you... Bitch.
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Toshiko: Am I in trouble?

Wolfgang: Take a guess.

Toshiko: No?

Wolfgang: Take another guess.
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Damon: I didn't realize how sarcastic I was being. It 's starting to be a problem I think.
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Tozu: Now, the recipe calls for 2 shots of vodka *grabs a bottle of vodka*
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Ingrid: Don't stay up all night, Ulysess. Last time you went sleep deprived, you tried to eat your own shirt.
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Mark: I wish I was a dinosaur

Jett: Why? They're big and scary?

Mark: Because they're dead.