Grace: I'm THIS close to falling in love with Wolfgang.
Damon: Your fingertips are touching.
Grace: Exactly, Soybean.
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Jett: Hey, wanna hear a joke?
Damon: I only like dark humor.
Jett, turning the lights off: What do you call a fake noodle?
Damon: ...........
Jett: An IMPASTA!!
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Ulysses:*writing down in his journal* You have your weirdly sincere humility
Mark: I prefer the term "self-loathing", actually.
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Kai: So I'm sitting there, barbecue sauce on my titties.
Diana:*fell to the floor, laughing*
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Cassidy: This bitch empty.... YEET *throws an empty can across the room*
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Wolfgang: Do you two ever have a civilized conversation that doesn't require insulting each other?
Grace: No.
Toshiko: No.
Wolfgang: Didn't think so.
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Eva: Nothing in life is free.
Toshiko: Love is free!
Jean: Adventurer is free
Ulysses: Knowledge is free.
Cassidy: Everything is free if you take it without paying.
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Kai: Annie, are you okay? Are you okay, Annie?!?!
Diana, in the back slamming pots: *vibing to the song*
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