Letters to Someone Special

Letter to the guidance councillor.

Hi,

Just because you smile at me, doesn't make me like you.

No, I do not want to talk about my problems, thanks.

I didn't even make a stupid appointment! I was forced to come here.

No, I didn't say "that's what she said"

No, I don't want to have another session later...

I'm fine, really.

Alright, woman. I ain't got no problems!

No, my grammar is perfectly fine.

No, I don't do drugs.

No, I don't have alcohol.

No, I don't smoke.

No, I'm not a slut.

Yes, I'm okay.

Stop asking me questions...

Yes, just stop asking questions!

Shut up!

Stop asking me f*cking questions, b*tch!

No, I don't have a swearing problem.

No, I don't want to talk about my feelings like the girlfriends in the movies do to their boyfriends.

I'm not getting bullied... much...

No, I'm not lying to you!

Okay, so maybe I am...

What the hell? Why would you care about my feelings?

You wanna know why I don't trust you? Because you get paid.

Yes, you get paid to listen to kids' problems and give them advice.

If I needed to get something right in my life, I wouldn't go to some stranger.

I'll turn to a friend, someone who understands, sees through the master plan.

Oops. Sorry, those were song lyrics...

But really, I would go to a friend who understands me and cares about me.

Not some woman who pretends to care while writing down notes.

Yes, you have told me the effects of bullying already...

No, I do not want to hear them again...

See, I knew you would tell me them anyway, even though I said no.

Can I go now?

Yes?!

Yay!

Do I really need to sign a piece of paper before I go?

Do I need to be polite and say thank you?

*sigh

Thank You! For wasting your time on my problems.

Surprisingly, this actually makes me feel better.

Thank you, a lot.

It really helped me out.

Thanks, I really appreciate it.

No, really. Thank you.