*btw this story gets progressively worse to stimulate reaching insanity, which you already have reached*
Joe biden had fainted! 'He must have taken the news terribly,' I thought. I went over to joe bidens house and slapped the lazy fuck of the doctor treating him. The doctor moaned, "hee hee" and I was concerned. I glanced worriedly at joe who was on the floor. Nick Nelson was being even worse and went off to watch some shitty corrupt marraige show with a bowl of ugly cereal. Even though he was Joe's ex-wife he obviously didn't care about him anymore. The most emotion that had escaped him was him shouting "That's a mood, Gabriella" at the television. Joe looked like he was about to die, so I played him two trucks, his favourite song, to calm him down. I did reseach on minion pills and opened bing.
"Minion pills are purple minion tictacs that are planted inside a person's tonsils with malicious intent. If accidentally swallowed, the minion will like grow in ur stomach and explode. The only way to reverse the process or shrink the minion is to remove one's tonsil."
YOU ARE READING
Gargamel x joe biden
FanfictionGuy from smurfs x guy from america 😔 A beautiful, compelling, poignant story of romance, heartbreak and friendship 👣😩🇺🇸
