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Discord kittens

Ellie
On the scale from one to ten how likely bravertz is real

Hana
Ellie we talked about this...

Amelia
This is why we can't take you anywhere

Mason
1000

Ellie
Oof Sophia and Luise won't be happy hearing this...

Amelia
How gay are everyone in football

Mason
Extremely

Ellie
How many cheat days do you have

Mason
Officially one per month

Amelia
Not officially?

Mason
Like once a week

Amelia
I knew it!

Ellie
Are footballers really that dumb?

Mason
I mean have you seen Trev's maths video?

Amelia
Wait

Ellie
She's watching it and just cackling

Amelia
It's just wow...

Mason
I know..

Amelia
I mean you did pretty good

Mason
Yeah i know

Amelia
No need to be rude

Mason
Wait are you all roommates?

Amelia
Yeah but no

Mason
...?

Amelia
So Ellie spends most of her time at her parents house but like officially she lives in our flat
And Hana spends a lot of time in France because that's where her family lives, but like tries to spend as much time as she can here
And I'm the only full time resident because i got a job that requires going to it everyday

Mason
That's like so complicated

Ellie
Hey i live in our flat mostly during the week and leave on weekends

Mason
But like aren't you missing the most fun part of the week

Ellie
Nah i prefer to spend weekends with fam

Hana
Where are others?

Amelia
Well look at the time and make a conclusion

Hana
How are they asleep so early in the night

Mason
Not everyone's sleeping schedule is fucked

Jude
Or people have lives and spend time with friends instead of texting a group chat

Hana
I mean you guys are like my only friends so...

Tammy
That's why we need to start meeting up

Ellie
Mate you live in Italy.. how are we supposed to meet up?

Tammy
Hmm good question

Mason
Anyways aren't you like replacing us with the big man Paulo dybala

Tammy
How could I replace you guys
You're the ogs
Well not Jude Amelia and Ellie

Amelia
Wow.

Ellie
How classy of you

Jude
Right in the feels Tammy.. right in the feels

Tammy
Don't be such babies

Ellie

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Trent
Using the quality memes i see

Ellie
Of course of course

Mason
How are you all asleep one minutes and then awake the next?

Reece
Because my phone was like a fucking disco ball because of notifications

Trent
Wasn't sleep, just came back home from being forced to read to robbo's kids to sleep

Hana
That shounds awfully domestic

Jadon
You could have had that if you hadn't broken up

Hana
I'm like judging you so hard right now

Trent
Jadon i think you are sleep deprived and need to sleep because right now you are talking nonsense

Jude
He's only spitting facts tho

Hana
It's way past your bedtime

Jude
Aww so cute ex lovers teaming up to bully their friends

Trent
Be careful because if you don't stop i will make sure when you come to Liverpool I'm gonna make your life living hell

Jude
Who said I'm joining Liverpool?

Trent
Me and hendo

Jude
...we will see










A/n wrote this at 5am while listening to Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging soundtrack, enjoy.

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