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some-guy-in-the-corner
So, lemme get this straight. 

Aph, you like to butter ONE side of the bread.

Garroth, you like to butter BOTH sides of the bread. 

And KC, you like to butter the ENTIRE LOAF? 

am i hearing this correctly???

you-know-who-i-am
🤣 What even is that!?

aDORAble POTato
no, u r hearing this correctly bub -3-

karate_chop
that is correct. 

cupcake edgelord
who butters both sides of the bread? 

guy-who-smashes-doors
Unfortunately, that would be me. 🙋‍♂️

Ghost
That's disgusting. Who has butter on their bread?

mini garroth
I can relate to Garroth. 

you-know-who-i-am
Who says you need butter in general?

Ghost
^^

AlexisTheGreat
Did no one notice that Levin agreed with Garroth?

you-asked-for-it
🤔

Wolfie
O_o

I saw that, Lex

you-know-who-i-am
I told you that Levin is a little Garroth! ... Well not SO little. 

Levin, please demonstrate. 

mini garroth 
hey dad?

guy-who-smashes-doors
yes son

aDORAble POTato
#EXPOSED

you-asked-for-it
0_0

karate_chop
Does Garroth~Kun have a secret son?!

guy-who-smashes-doors
Shoot

you-asked-for-it
👏👏👏👏👏👏

⏸⏯ Replay please. 

aDORAble POTato
I can see how Levin and Garroth look alike. 

you-know-who-i-am
Like father, like son. 

you-asked-for-it
traitor by Olivia Rodrigo plays... ▶︎

aDORAble POTato
👀

some-guy-in-the-corner
Can we please get back to the situation at hand?

you-asked-for-it
What situation?

guy-who-smashes-doors
Ohh, the butter

you-know-who-i-am
I don't see what the problem with personal preference is? 

some-guy-in-the-corner
That grand amount of butter is health concerning.

guy-who-smashes-doors
Then how come u havent stopped us before?

some-guy-in-the-corner
Since I played icebreakers with you and found out. That's why

beca barnes
🙄 yes dad

AlexisTheGreat
Okay then? 

guy-who-smashes-doors
Ask the doctor in the room. 

some-guy-in-the-corner
Doctor? 

you-know-who-i-am
Yes, young sir?

some-guy-in-the-corner
Is it wrong for someone to butter both sides of the bread? Let alone the entire loaf?

you-know-who-i-am
Sure, oil isn't one hundred percent healthy for you, but if you like it, I don't see a problem with that. 

you-asked-for-it
There's ur answer!

guy-who-smashes-doors
Case closed

aDORAble POTato
it's not exactly healthy. but it tastes good.

Wolfie
But buttering an entire loaf is just weird...

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