[superheroes, extreme metabolism and orphans?]

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you-know-who-i-am
If you were to have a super power what would it be?

you-asked-for-it
hmmmmmmmmmm

bookworm
I'd like telekinesis. 

you-know-who-i-am
Even though I'm biased, I'd love to have some kind of Spider-Man powers; an extra sense, shoot webs from my wrists and climb walls/ceilings. 

aDORAble POTato
maybeeeeeeeeeeee

beca barnes
I'd be Scarlet Witch, no doubt about that.

... or Captain Marvel...? I kind of look like her.

guy-who-smashes-doors
You do look like her!

you-asked-for-it
I'd be a killing machine, a super-soldier, like Bucky. 

and-this-is-cadenza
Why a super-solider? Bucky more specifically. 

you-asked-for-it
Bc I can eat as much as I like without worrying about my figure. ;)

you-know-who-i-am
If you were a super soldier I'd feel bad for your wife, how much food would she have to cook in order to keep you at bay?

guy-who-smashes-doors
Poor girl

you-asked-for-it
I mean... I could make most of my food. Y'know, I'm an amazing cook

you-know-who-i-am
I hope your definition of 'amazing' doesn't mean burning cereal for me when I was nine. I was asking for some HELP back then and you MANAGE to BURN it. HOW? I don't even know. 

and-this-is-cadenza
... He turned on the kettle with boiling water then poured it in the cereal, then the milk. And burned it. 

you-asked-for-it
After that, I made a promise to both Cadenza and Hayden 2 get better at cooking. A LOT BETTER. 

cupcake-edgelord
Good enough that Garroth and I actually trust him in the kitchen by himself. 

guy-who-smashes-doors
Can we get back to the superheroes? 

you-know-who-i-am
Laurance, I won't believe it until I see it with my own eyes. 

you-asked-for-it
(this text requires you to read my username as most of ur answers will be answered, thank you for your convenience)

and-this-is-cadenza
😂😂😂😂😂

guy-who-smashes-doors
I'd be a super-soldier like Laurance, but more like Cap, not so much like the Winter Solider. 

you-know-who-i-am
Humans, whoever decides to marry Laurance and Garroth, they are already like super-solider not because they're strong (in which they really aren't), they eat A LOT. Garbage guts. Please think about this before accepting the proposal. Thank you!

and-this-is-cadenza
I hope not, Y/N

you-know-who-i-am
Just pointing out the obvious. 

you-asked-for-it
Ignore my sister, her opinion isn't relevant since I added her to chat

guy-who-smashes-doors
... We're not garbage guts. 

cupcake-edgelord 
I FULLY agree with Y/N

you-know-who-i-am
Thank you Sir Cupcake Edgelord. 

bookworm
I don't even know what this is. 

AlexisTheGreat
If I were to have a superpower, I'd be like Hawkeye, with his katanas and bow. 

Wolfie
For me... I'd be like Deadpool, extreme technical eyes for his katanas, then fast healing. I just don't want permanent scars like his own. 

you-know-who-i-am
:0 I never considered Deadpool!

Either Spider-Man/Ghost Spider or Iron Man as my choice. 

i'm-hungry
I'd be Loki. 

Loki all the way. 

beca barnes
... I haven't considered Wanda and Loki before...

and-this-is-cadenza
🤔🤔🤔🤔

Witchy
Doctor Strange for meeeeee!

AlexisTheGreat
Doctor Strange is one of the best characters of MCU.

you-know-who-i-am
I can mostly relate to Spider-Man. 

aDORAble POTato
How?

you-know-who-i-am
Firstly, we're both orphans, my parents passed when I was four months, then I was in an orphanage for two months, until Hayden adopted me. Kind of like Aunt May and Uncle Ben took in Peter. I'm a super-genius, crazy smart. We both like inventing and robotics. So yep!

aDORAble POTato
That's horrible! Until u get 2 the part w/ Hayden. 

you-asked-for-it
The only reason she knows that is bc we found her parents death certificates with her things at the orphanage along w/ her birth certificate and medical details. 

and-this-is-cadenza
^^

AlexisTheGreat
Everyone, heads up. Y/N almost NEVER shares her past with many people, so you're considered INSANELY lucky right now. 

mini garroth
Personally, I've heard bits and pieces of her story beforehand. 

Ghost
Y/N had told me her story before, she was also half asleep when she did. 

you-asked-for-it
FYI, Cadenza, Y/N and I aren't biologically related to Hayden or each other. Cadenza and I just look like one another. Hayden's only biological kid is Caleb, with his wife Olive (our now adoptive mother). Just orphans who were happened to be adopted.

you-know-who-i-am
^

and-this-is-cadenza
Exactly

aDORAble POTato
That's actually REALLY sad

AlexisTheGreat
:(((((

some-guy-in-the-corner
Hey guys? Zane's yelling at someone again? Break over, I guess? We're gonna need a bit of help. 

aDORAble POTato
coming!

you-asked-for-it
oop 

and-this-is-cadenza
good luck!

you-know-who-i-am
Wonder what got Zane is a shitty mood?

guy-who-smashes-doors
lAnGuAgE

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