Puff Puff's New Glasses

Oh Shit They Got Deejay

I forgot that I should put the date on my writing. Today's a...I can't remember actually. Humbert threw out all the calendars and keeps trying to tell us that it's something he read online. I'm not sure what he's on about, but I'm too scared to oppose him. Remember how I said Deejay was acting strange? Yeah, it's definitely gotten worse. I woke up around midnight to Deejay screaming about some girl having a penis? I don't see anything wrong with it, but there was certainly something wrong with Deejay. Humbert keeps encouraging this behavior too! He said we should make a song about it, but I don't know if it will fly in this day and age...whenever that is. This journal is especially important now, my memory has been feeling way hazy since the "bitch got a penis" incident.

Oh nononono this isn't right this isn't