The kitties moans in pain as I sigh pleasure.
Their sooooooooooo cute~~~~~
Their fur is soo smooth
Their eyes soo doee
Their paw is soo fluffy
I can feel Sebastian Michaelis pain right now.
"You are so cute~~~" I rub Ukes fluffy paw. Uke miaowed with tears in his eyes.
Aww~~
"Damn!! Its been a long time since I succumb to Moe things." I sighed
And looked at all of the cats.
Which is 8 in totals.
I think its time for introduction!
"My name is Bridgette! I'm 14 even though I look like 18! My Hobby is fighting and Cute things! I hate ugly thing and can't cook anything except Curry! Im a bit weird and psychotic, which is the reason why I'm talking to cats, but please bear with it!" I finish with a beams.
The cats look even more frightened than ever.
Oh well...
I looked at the time, which is 18:47.
"Its feeding time for you and me!! Since I haven't buy any cat food. I will make you all fried fish!! Or curry!!" I beamed again.
The cats look horrified and began meowing.
Omake :
Tsuna : WAIT YOU SAID YOU CANT COOK!!!!! (She forgot. Short memory)
Goku : Woman!! Dont cook weird thing for juudaime!!!
Yama : hahaha... uhh.... Please do it carefully...
Ryohei : EXTREMELY COOK CAREFULLY!!!!
Lambo : LAMBOSAMA EXPECT GOOD DISH MUAHAHAHA
Muku : Dont you dare try anything kufufu....
Hibari : Dont try anything weird herbivore...
Reborn : leave the room. Better save than sorry.
End
"YOSH! lets do this!" I turned on the stove and put the frying pan.
Putting some oil. I let it heat it up a little. And began searching for fish.
"Fish fish fish. Hmnn do I need to cut it? Nahh let just fry it!! (OMG YOU EAT THE INSIDE BRO? COME OOOON) I giggled and throw (DONT THROOOOOW) the fish to the frying pan. Making the cats jumped in fright.
What? Thats how you fry right?
"Now~~ Some sauce and season? Hmnn let put this!" I pulled out a bar of chocolate.
The cats began meowing in fright and some even tried to scratch my foot.
Are they unpatient to get food? (f no. Just no.)
"But cats are allergic to chocolate... Well. Lets put this then!!" I pulled out a bottle of wasabi and mayo.
And then the cats began more aggresive and began biting my leg.
Woah. Impatient much?
"And then... put it on microwaves!"
I put it in microwaves for 20 minutes.
The cats are now crying and biting at the same time.
"Be patient! I know you want to eat that much! Or should I bake it so it will be faster? Good idea!" I giggled again and put the fish in oven.
The cat became pales and cried more.
"What hmn-"
The Oven then exploded.
~~
"Aww~ I forgot that I cant cook..." I sulked as I rub the now black floor.
The cats all evacuated to my bedroom. Some covered with blackish fur some not.
"Now what will they eat?? Oh I know! I will just make a steak!" I beamed.
The cats all stared in horror at their owner.
Author
I just can hear the cats cry from hear lol
STAI LEGGENDO
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