(WRITTEN: 06/06/22)
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(BLITZO'S POV)
Why is everyone fucking married? Mille and Moxxie are married. Octavia and Lenny are married. Ozzie and Fizz just got married. Even Verosika found a cock sucker with a ring. Why aren't I married?
I've been trying to propose to Stolas for months now. But, every time I get too fucking scared or it just isn't the right fucking time.
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(BLITZO'S OFFICE)
Moxxie walks in with a pile of papers that need to be signed by his boss.
Moxxie: Sir, can you-
Blitzo: WHAT DO YOU WANT?!
Moxxie: You're staring at that ring again? Why don't you just propose already?
Millie: I HEARD PROPOSE! Who's proposing? DID SOMEONE PROPOSE? Did you get a video? CAN I SEE?!
Moxxie: No, honey. Blitzo is just staring at that ring again, instead of doing his job...
Loona needs $400 for this outfit she wants to wear to a party to make Tex regret cheating on her, so of course she's coming in to ask Blitzo.
Loona: Blitzo, I need $400- HAHA! Are you fucking thinking of proposing again?!
Blitzo: I- hi Loonie. NOOO... of course fucking not.
Loona: The last 17 times you've tried to propose, you've either backed out like a pussy or you've been interrupted by some cock sucker.
Millie: OMG-
Moxxie: S-sir...
Loona: And ended up coming home crying and binge watching some stupid fucking soap opera while eating a massive tub of ice cream and chugging MY booze.
Blitzo: S-sorry, Loonie.
Moxxie: Sir, why don't you just propose?
Millie: Stolas will definitely say yes! Have you seen the way he looks at you every time someone else proposes?
Blitzo: B-but what if he says no? What if I embarrass him? Or even worse, I embarrass myself!
Moxxie: Sir, I'll make a bet with you. If he says no i'll do your paperwork for an entire year and if he says yes, Millie, Loona and I get a week off work.
Loona: HELL YEAH BLITZO! MAKE THAT BET!
Millie: Yes, boss! Best bet ever! You should definitely make it!
Blitzo hates doing paperwork so of course he makes the bet.
Blitzo: You gotcha self a deal, Moxx!
Just as Moxxie and Blitzo shook hands a bright growing pentagram appeared above both their heads symbolising the "Demon's Deal". If either of them break the deal it will not end well for either of them.
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(STOLAS' POV)
I'm going to propose tonight. I've been trying to propose to Blitzy for months and every time I get too nervous. But tonight will be different, I can feel it.
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Stolas is staring at the ring he had customary made for his Blitzy months ago.
Octavia: Hey Dad! Have you seen Lenny?
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