Love or Friendship? (HELLUVA BOSS FANFICTION)

Chapter 4: Dungeon Fun

(WRITTEN: 31/05/22)

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(DUNGEON)

Striker: Well, well, well~ look who's coming...

Moxxie: B-boss...

Striker: Let's play a game, Blitzy~ Love or Friendship?

Stolas: Mmhmm!!! (Stolas' mouth is duck tapped)

Lenny: OH SHIT~

Octavia: N-not the time, Lenny.

Lenny: Oh you know you love me~

Everyone: NOT NOW, LENNY!

Lenny: Yeesh guys! Sorry. Geez.

Millie: S-sir... please help us!!!!!

Blitzo: W-what do you want, Striker?

Striker: *hiss* The fancy book.

Loona: W-we don't have it.

Striker: Empty that bag right now or the owl gets a bullet right up his hole. *grabs the wriggling Stolas*

Stolas: mMMMMHmhmmhm!!!!! *clenches his eyes shut*

Blitzo: OKAY OKAY! WE'LL GIVE YOU THE FUCKING BOOK!

Stolas: MMMHHMHMMMHMMMM!!

Loona empties the bag. Many things fall out including: booze, more booze, cheap protein bars, many empty booze bottles, their phones, phone chargers, a pocket knife, a dead cockroach, fake vomit, and a few other weird things.

Lenny: Remind me to bury the dead cockroach after this shit...

Octavia: Seriously? I'll bury you if you don't-

Loona: Oh shit! Guys, where's the book?

Blitzo: W-what? But we had it-

Octavia: Wait! Dad, can't you just open up a portal and-

Moxxie: T-they took his magic...

Blitzo: WHAT! HOW?!

Striker: Okay in that case, I'm going to put a bullet up this owls' ass~ *hiss*

Stolas: mmMMMMHMHHMHM!!! *tears start streaming down Stolas' face*

Blitzo: THE ONLY THING THAT CAN GO UP THAT OWLS' ASS IS ME!

Lenny: Stop getting horny! There's asexuals in here! WAHHH!

Octavia: Yeah please just no.

Striker: I like you, Blitzo. So I'm giving you the choice. Love or Friendship? *hiss*

Blitzo: Can I choose both?

Striker: No. One or the other.

Blitzo: What if I fuck you for both?

Striker: No. Owl or imps?

Lenny: Ohh goodie! A trick question! I love trick questions... he probably wants to pick the imps but the answer is the owl.

Loona: What the fuck did we do wrong to get another Blitzo?

Blitzo: I thought I was the one who asked dumb questions and said dumb shit! Am I not special anymore? *pouts*

Lenny: Oh I don't know. My personality changes a lot so don't mind me!